New Kratom, Rice Krispie Treats E-Liquids, Walking Dead Bic Lighters, yada, yada, yada…

Okay, someone open up the hydrant near the store. We are on fire.

A few new things have been added to our store in the last two months. Pictures are below. Click on them to enlarge.

Kratom in a bottle is back with Bali Liquid Gold 2 oz. These go for just $9.99 a bottle.

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Ethos Crispie Treats E-liquids. Crispie Treats come in a 60 ML bottle for only $35.99. Folks, when it comes to brand name e-liquids in DeKalb County, there isn’t a better deal anywhere. $35.99 gets you 60 ML of Ethos Crispie Treats E-Liquids.

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Last, but not least, Walking Dead Bic Lighters. All Bic Lighters are $1.59 and under, so stop in today to see what we have.

I cannot sign off without reminding folks who live outside of our area. We give free shipping on all Kratom and E-Liquids. Check out the E-Liquids or Kratom pages on our website to see what else we sell. Give us a call with any questions or to make an order today: 815-991-5955.

The weather is getting better outside. Time for a cigar or three.

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It has become routine for us over all of these years to bring in new cigars around Memorial Day. Well, with just over three weeks left until the unofficial start of summer, we’re getting a head start.

Along with our variety packs with Punch, CAO and Rocky Patel, we have continued to add new cigars to our two humidors. New to The Best In The Smoker’s World are Chillin’ Moose Cigars. It is a 6×60 natural cigar and long lasting, so I can say with confidence that this is a winner. And at just $4.99 per stick, no one can argue differently.

What’s better than one winner? How about two? That’s what we also have with Schizo Maduro. It’s a bit smaller, but it’s also a cheaper, more viable option at $3.29.

Chillin’ Moose and Schizo: The new, one-two punch to our competitors when it comes to cigars.

We have been the leader in DeKalb County when it comes to cigars for over 14 years. Come see why today!

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That time I stood up and pointed at the “The Big Guy” to tell him that Best In The Smoker’s World is the champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County…

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Put some pants on. And shop at The Best In The Smoker’s World!

The 11th Commandment states that “thou shall not shop at the competition”. When customers come in and say they have fallen victim to said, competition, we do what we do best by showing them who the real champion is.

With millions watching around the world on a certain network this past Sunday, I reminded even the toughest of men who we are and what we’re about. “The Big Guy” had his doubts. He said the competition is better. Well, what happened during this match? He lost. He lost the chance to win gold. The very next day, he was no longer competing as his contract was chosen not to be renewed. This was proof of what happens when people doubt us.

Best In The Smoker’s World is still the champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County. And that’s been the case for 14 years. As for the winner in this match, the following with all of the fans ensued: a standing ovation.

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“You the real MVP.”

Don’t just take it from me, the King of Kings. Take it from our many fans. We guarantee the lowest price on all box mod vaporizers, e-liquids and it’s accessories. And let’s not forget our selection of glass pipes, cigars and cigarettes. All of it is cheaper than anywhere in DeKalb County.

1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore is where you can find DeKalb County’s leader in tobacco and entertainment since 2002! We’ll see you here soon.

Kratom orders have arrived.

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*Due to floods in Texas, shipments were held over the last week. Our Kratom order arrived on Friday, April 22nd with one more coming in the next week. Feel free to stop in or call us at 815-991-5955 for availability.*

We apologize to those who were left out from Kratom at our store in the last few weeks. Things have moved a little quicker than expected, so we had some back ordered. No worries now. We have plenty of Kratom in stock with two more shipments coming in the next week and a half.

Maeng Da and Bali Kratom are available in both pill and powder form. We guarantee the lowest price on Kratom in DeKalb County. For you folks outside of the area, we do free shipping. Give us a call at 815-991-5955.

And if you violate the 11th commandment by shopping at the competition, the man next to me in the picture below will pay you a visit to make you humble old country way.

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Sheiky Baby will put you in the camel clutch, break your back and make you humble! Respect the legend.

Our annual 4/20 Sale begins April 19th and runs through April 21st. (Sales on Kratom, CBD, pipes, vaporizers and grinders)

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CBD E-Liquids and Edibles: $5 off

Kratom: $5 off per 30 grams

All vaporizers: 10% off

Grinders above $20: 10% off

Pipes up to $20: 10% off

Pipes from $20-$35: 15% off

Pipes above $35: 20% off

Water pipes up to $50: 10% off

Water pipes from $50-$100: 15% off

Water pipes above $100: 20% off

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Buy two or more pipes and receive an extra 10% off!

The sky is blue. The grass is green. And Best In The Smoker’s World retains it’s title for best tobacco store in DeKalb County for the 14th year in a row.

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101,763 people at AT&T Stadium witnessed area competitors of The Best In The Smoker’s World all fall into a pit of irrelevancy (again). The definition of insanity, as defined by the great Albert Einstein, is “doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result”. On this amazing Sunday, we took care of our competitors to retain our title as the best tobacco store in DeKalb County. Two vape stores, a gas station and another tobacco store down the street, that is owned by the infamous Doofus, remained in a level of obscurity.

So why do my competitors continue to come back for more by copying ideas and concepts from me? It’s because they aren’t innovative themselves. They copy everything I bring in my store because they know I am the best in the world. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Nobody would copy a loser. And my competitors are exactly that: losers. Especially you, the Doofus down the street. I know you’re reading this. I love it. “Match all prices, hundreds of new products!” All that hot garbage you keep spitting out to your customers. It doesn’t matter because you are a nobody. Face facts, Doofus. You aren’t even worthy of carrying my jock.

And for the rest of you competitors who just keep popping up all over town like a bad case of herpes, go eat your Booty-O’s. They make sure you ain’t booty.

Here are some photos from the weekend. Click on photos to enlarge. Enjoy!

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New CBD e-liquids and CBD edibles are here at Best In The Smoker’s World!

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In March of last year, I brought in CBD e-liquids for a trial run because some colleagues in California were having success with these products in their stores and they urged me to at least buy some for mine. Later in the month when I was on vacation in San Francisco, I took some time to see for myself how well this stuff sold at their stores. I brought some back with me and it took off as we were making orders every two weeks.

“Cannabidiol (CBD) is a non-pyschoactive component of cannabis that has a wide range of therapeutic benefits. No propylene glycol is added, so it’s a natural product and is legal in all 50 states. CBD is available in e-liquids and edibles such as food and pills.”

See bottom of post for more on health benefits of CBD.

Now, I am proud to say we have brought in stronger CBD e-liquids, edibles and pills. We have various flavors of CBD E-Liquids in 150 MG and 300 MG. But the best news is this: If using a vaporizer isn’t your thing, we have edible pills and CBD food to take care of that. We present to you, CBD Peanut Butter and Honey.

CBD E-Liquids in 150 MG are $45.99 and the 300 MG run for $85.99. Pills vary by quantity.

Ladies and the gentleman, we invite you to come down to The Best In The Smoker’s World to try these products because the only place in DeKalb County to get them is here. Well, we are the only place carrying it until our idiot competitor down the street, known as “WCW Ted Turner”, copies another one of our ideas. That’s fine with us. Nobody copies a loser and thus, why we are the 14-time tobacco store champions. Often imitated, never duplicated.

We’ll see you here soon!

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From the folks who brought you Muffin Man and Milk Man comes Police Man! $55.99 for all flavors!

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So, if your father isn’t the Milk Man or even, dare I say, the Muffin Man, you’re only left with one choice: The Police Man.

Customers, I have to say, I wish I had carried One-Hit Wonder products way before I started carrying them in October. I’ve been kicking myself a bit. But, as the fighting champion that I am, I’ve continued to guarantee the lowest price on all of the One-Hit Wonder products.

Muffin Man – My Man – Rocket Man – Milk Man – And now, Police Man is here for only $55.99. That’s 180 ML for only $55.99, which is $4 less than the retail.

Just to show you how much cheaper this is than anywhere else, customers over the last few months have told me that our Doofus competitor in town charges about $80 for the same stuff. Let’s see, $55.99 from The Best There Is or $80 down the street from the tool who couldn’t locate his rear end if he had both of his hands and a map? This is a tough one. Wait, what’s that? “WE MATCH ALL PRICES.” – Yes, I am sure you do, wonder boy. But I am going to stick with Best In The Smoker’s World on this one.

We’ll see you here soon. And before I forget, are you located far away and want this shipped? Free shipping to all, so don’t hesitate to give us a call to make your order today. 815-991-5955

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NIU Students: Don’t leave town without stopping by for our fifth annual Spring Break Sale!

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Oh, NIU students. Don’t you dare be sour! All because the competition is ripping you off doesn’t mean we follow suit. For 14 years, we have been your number one tobacco store. 14 years of being the champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County have taught us this: If isn’t broke, don’t fix it. Our methods, concepts and ideas have remained the same. So clap for your 14-time tobacco store champs and feel the power. It’s a New Day. Yes it is!

So here we go again by sticking it to our competition. What’s better than having the cheapest prices in town on all smoking products? Those same products being on sale. And that’s what we’re doing for our fifth annual Spring Break Sale from March 6th to March 15th. Don’t leave for Spring Break until you come see us. From March 6th to March 15th, we have sales on our glass pipes. Oh, and before I get to that, all vaporizers (pen-style and box mods) are 10% off during this time as well.

Our sales are as follows on glass pipes and water pipes:

Up to $25: 10% off

$25-$75: 15% off

$75-$100: 20% off

Above $100: 25% off

Can you believe that? If you buy any pipe above $100, you will automatically save $25 off the sticker price. Can the competition do that? If so, I have some swampland in Florida that I can sell you real cheap.

We’ll see you here from March 6th to March 15th.

Fuchai 200W and Conflict Value Pack 50W box mods are here! (Free shipping available)

Let's see if our competition copies this picture.

Let’s see if our competition copies this picture.

Shortly before Christmas, I decided to bring in some more box mods to strengthen our vaporizer division and thus, gain further distance between us and the competition in town. With all of these newer stores popping up on every on every street corner (insert hooker joke here), we continue to not miss a step.

Enter the Fuchai 200W Temperature Control box mod. Sigelei has been known for having some of the best box mods on the market. We started carrying this right before Christmas and it’s becoming one of our best-selling mods. 18650 Batteries are sold separately. The Fuchai 200 Watt from The Best In The Smoker’s World is the real deal and you get it for $99.99. The only place in DeKalb County to get authentic Sigelei products is right here, baby! It’s Best In The Smoker’s World. Mention this post from our website and you will get 10% off of this or any other box mod kit. Want it shipped? Give us a call: 815-991-5955.

Competition, I'm *watching* you. Now, go hide in your hole.

Competition, I’m *watching* you. Now, go hide in your hole.

Next up is a value pack of all sorts. It’s the Conflict 50 Watt Temperature Control. The best part? It’s a value pack that includes the tank, nickel coil along with a regular sub ohm coil. Want something even better? The Conflict Temperature Control has a built-in lithium-ion battery. You read that right. You do not need separate batteries like you do with other mods. All of this is just $99.99 as well. You won’t find many box mod kits that include the tank. This is a savings of about $25. The only place to get Conflict products in DeKalb County (until the competition copies us like they do with everything else) is right here, at The Best In The Smoker’s World. If you mention this post to us, we’ll give you 10% off any box mod kit.

We only sell authentic vaporizers. It has been brought to our attention from customers that quite a few of these folks, who call themselves competition, sell knock off box mods for retail price or lower. Don’t let those snorters rip you off. All of our box mods come with authenticity labels and warranty cards. We guarantee the lowest price on all box mods, accessories and e-liquids. We give free standard shipping on all non-tobacco products with no minimum order. 815-991-5955 is the number to call and Best In The Smoker’s World at 1565 Dekalb Ave. in Sycamore, Illinois is the place to be.

Best In The Smoker’s World Discount Tobacco and Entertainment has been a business mainstay in DeKalb County since 2002. Come see why today.