Monthly Archives: April 2021

We have new grinders in including some new Rick and Morty designs.

Check them out along with our other options today!

The 420 Sale is nigh. (April 19-21)

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Memories last a lifetime. But history lasts forever.

With us, we don’t want to make memories. We want to make history.

And we are doing exactly that with the 420 Sale. Never in our history have we had 40% off on items such as bongs.  Likewise for what we’re giving you off on THC Delta-8 Cartridges. On 4/20, we’re also going to be giving away free cigarillos with select purchases.

These deals will only last three days starting April 19th. Since 2002, we’ve been DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions. Come see why.

We’ll be open all weekend celebrating the successful title defense.

It’s unfortunate that we can’t be in Tampa this weekend for the festivities of retaining the title of DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions. But we will be celebrating in the store with 10% off all cigars.

For the few who are headed down there, safe travels and enjoy the show. The goal is to be in Dallas next year with all of you in a sold-out crowd. It’s been too long.

To this day, our local competitors have yet to show lab results for their Kratom. We post ours every few months.


It’s been a routine for us to have an updated lab report for all of you to see. Look at the date in the picture. Our Kratom is clean with no pesticides, bacteria or metals. 100 samples get tested every three months.

Our watermark is on our lab report because The Village Idiot Down The Street™ has a documented history of stealing our ideas, pictures and words off our website.

Because he knows deep down he has no clue about running a business by putting Kratom into a Ziploc bag to sell, he ends up at a local establishment near the courthouse in Sycamore to get shitfaced and be late for work the next day. And since we know he is reading this, we wanted to thank him for his contributions to our business.

For over 11 years, we have sold only brand-name Kratom products that are factory sealed and lab-tested. For those who do shop with us, continue spreading the word. If you haven’t tried us out yet, find out for yourself today.