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Ever since he was a puppy many years ago, it was King Slash’s destiny to assist The King of Kings. From giving advice to having vivid premonitions to let us know that the enemies were close, he’s done it. He even barked to warn me that the unknown number on my phone was the obsolete mule known as Brother Nero in Wisconsin. I politely declined the call and blocked him. That’s a smart friend. “312-970…DELETED! YESSSSSSSS……..”
So, what keeps Slash so sharp? It’s the CBD Pet Treats that we have been selling for the last three years. When given one, he tends to be more relaxed in preparation to bite the faces off evil people like our competitors or Brother Nero’s who try to come into the store. They won’t make it out in one piece.
But if you are a someone spending your hard-earned money here, he will greet you with a wagging tail and beg to be petted. These treats also help his digestive system so when I send him to the neighbor’s yard to do his business, it’s easier to pick up. In four different flavors, peanut butter is his favorite. It’s also available in chicken, salmon and bacon.
Don’t want to give your pet the treats? We also have tincture oil and water for them. As always, we give free shipping on all CBD products. Call us at 815-991-5955.
CBD is everywhere, especially in DeKalb County. Gas stations, dollar stores and other smoke shops all have it now. For all I know, you can probably pick CBD up at a muffler shop these days. I know. It can be overwhelming. Oversaturation of products can do that.
Since 2015, we’ve had CBD products of the highest quality. What started out as a small display case has now turned into an entire four-foot showcase full of all types.
Not all CBD is the same. Many places can’t or won’t offer lab reports. We have posted results on our website over these years countless times. Check the archives for proof.
We’ll be here waiting for you. Live too far? We give free shipping. Call us at 815-991-5955.
And it’s easier than ever these days. We have two different types of electric machines that can roll you entire carton in an hour. The average carton of cigarettes is now over $80 in the state of Illinois with the recent tax hike. When you roll your own, the average is between $10 and $15.
We have electric machines in stock. Buy one, take it home and find out for yourself how simple and effective this is. You want to pay $80 for a carton of cigarettes or $12? Do the math and see how much you can save in any given period.
When you’re ready, we’ll be here.
Four different brands. Over 15 strains. Our competitors can’t show lab reports to their Kratom. We can and we do.
Another advantage that you get when you buy from us? Our Kratom is factory-sealed. Many other stores just have their product in jars and scoop them out for you. We’ve had Kratom in many different brands since 2009.
Questions? Come in and see us.
Want it shipped? Call us at 815-991-5955. Please note, we cannot ship to Wisconsin, Indiana, Arkansas and Alabama.