Come on, Mr. Competitor. Copy this lab report like you copy everything else I do.
100 more samples of Kratom were tested in the middle of July. Not only do we have lab reports, ALL of our Kratom is factory sealed. We don’t open up packages and pour it into bags for you. Not only is that a health hazard, it’s illegal.
That being said, if you do want low-quality, high-priced Kratom that some weirdo will put into a Ziploc bag and thus, make you look like you’re carrying meth while you walk outside to your car, you’re in luck. There is an impostor store in the area that will be more than happy to do that for you. And while you’re at it, visit their backroom to get some swords and knives for the local Renaissance Fair. Too bad they don’t sell horses to go along with it. But, I digress.
Come in and see us today. Live too far away? Give us a call and we will ship our factory-sealed Kratom for free. 815-991-5955.
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TOO COOL LIVES ON FOREVER. “You look fly today.”
Thanks for the childhood memories, champ.
All vaporizers we sell come with warranties. That’s what you get when you buy brand-name and AUTHENTIC from us. Our competition cannot say the same. And our e-liquids? Brand-name as well. Check out the video for more.
Since November of 2016, I’ve invested a great deal of resources into products that help pets with pain, anxiety and seizures. It’s paid off as many have spread the word about our products. With all of the fireworks this past Fourth of July, we know owners were very happy giving their friends these treats to keep them calm during the festivities.
Thunderstorms? Separation anxiety? Our treats could calm your dog down in these scenarios. All of our products are veterinarian-approved and are made of non-toxic cannabinoids.
Pet treats we have include: Chicken, Salmon, Peanut Butter and Bacon Biscuits. In addition, oil tinctures that can be easily ingested are available.
All of this is just another reason why we are DeKalb County’s Leader then, now and forever. If you live outside our area and can’t make it in our store, feel free to call us. We ship for free. 815-991-5955.