NIU and Kishwaukee College students: Get Back To School with Best In The Smoker’s World!


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Our sixth annual Back To School Sale is going on right now through through Labor Day, September 5th. Sales on pipes, vaporizers, CBD products, Kratom, hookah tobacco and cigars are what is featured. Not a student? Not a problem. While you can’t get the extra specials, you still get the regular deals that we have detailed at the bottom.

It’s our longest and largest sale of the year. It’s The Back To School Sale and there is only one tobacco store in DeKalb County that has this annual celebration. It’s right here! Video and details are below. We’ll see you soon.

Here are the details:

Students: Show your school I.D. to add an extra 5% off to any sale item!

Pipes up to $20: 10% off

Pipes $20-$40: 15% off

Pipes above $40: 20% off

All NIU logo pipes and accessories: 15% off

Water pipes up to $50: 10% off

Water pipes $50-$100: 15% off

Water pipes above $100: 20% off

All vaporizers: 10% off

CBD Products: 10% off

Kratom: $2 off all capsules, powder and liquids

100 grams of Starbuzz, Haze and Bond Hookah Tobacco: $9.99

UPDATE (08/16) – As promised on this very website two weeks ago, more glass pipes have arrived along with a new vaporizer!

Here are some of the awesome pipes that you will see in our store while supplies last. Also included is the new, Tsunami Eruption Vaporizer. It’s a three-in-one vaporizer with a built-in lithium ion battery. Used mostly for dry and wax/oil, the Tsuuami Eruption will make Mr. Competitor, along with the other Brother Nero’s, “erupt” because of our price. And just to make everyone aware, Tsunami sells this on their website for $149.99. We have it for $89.99.

Click on the pictures to enlarge. In the mean time, we are going to continue to “pride ourselves”.

Cowabunga! (Waits for Doofus to copy this like he did with my Ninja Turtle pipes last year)

Cowabunga! (Waits for Doofus to copy this like he did with my Ninja Turtle pipes last year)


Smokey The Bear – Blue Cyclops – Ghost


BlackEruptionWebImage Photo courtesy of Tsunami E-Cig

Sour Dream: Tobacco-free nicotine


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ZERO tobacco alkaloids. A pure flavor. A delicious flavor. I’d say this one is a winner. 

It’s Sour Dream E-Liquid. It’s a 30 ML bottle. Tobacco-free nicotine levels are 0, 3 and 6. The retail price on this is $21.99. Now, you see the name of our store? Great. Two key words in our name is “Discount Tobacco”. That’s because we actually sell all of our products at or below retail price. Sour Dream is no different. $19.99 is our price for Sour Dream and if buy two, your price for each bottle is $17.99. 

You want a store that sells only brand name e-liquids? We believe in quality over quantity and we have both. Stop in today to see for yourselves.

Mr. Competitor, also known as The Obsolete Mule, is butt hurt because our prices are much lower than his. Our solution to this? Give him some Preparation H and make our prices even lower.

With that being said, click on the pictures below to enlarge. As you can see, we just bought a ton of new glass and Nector Collectors. Everything sold here is guaranteed to be cheaper than anywhere else. And we’re slashing our prices even more. All Nectar Collectors are $59.99. In two weeks, we’re getting in another huge order of glass and wood pipes just in time for school. You don’t want to miss it. Stay tuned.

Oh, and our Tsunami High Wave Wax Vaporizer that was $79.99 and $20 cheaper than anywhere else in town, guess what? We’re knocking that price down even lower to $69.99 for the next two weeks. We will not rest until the competition is DELETED. DELETED. DELETED. DELETED.


The “First Of It’s Kind” is now first in wax vaporizers at The Best In The Smoker’s World!


Photo courtesy of Tsunami E-Cig

It’s easy to be humble when you continue to be a winner. Things just run smoothly. It’s no different for me, The King of Kings.

Earlier last month, I introduced the Tsnuami High Wave Wax Vaporizer to our arsenal of wax vaporizers. Not only is it innovative to others, it has become the top-selling wax vaporizer in our store since bringing it in early June. We feel very confident in this product for a variety of reasons.

First, the warranty. Tsnumai has always taken care of us since we have been buying their e-liquids and vaporizers three years ago. Second, High Wave takes water into it’s chamber and improves the smoking experience with wax. The coils last longer as well. Bring all of that together along with a built-in lithium-ion battery and you are ready for to go.

The High Wave retails for $89.99 on their website. But come on, is it often that we sell products in our store at or above retail price? This case is no different. For all of you, we sell the High Wave for $79.99.

We consider the Tsunami High Wave Wax Vaporizer to be part of The Final Deletion to the Brother Nero of competitors. For many years, we have vowed for high prices to be DELETED. This Brother Nero, who is an obsolete mule, shall be DELETED. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE.

We’ll see you soon.

Best In The Smoker’s World is “Kratom Central” in the state of Illinois.

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In 2009, Kratom was introduced to us. We carried it for about two years. After a five year hiatus, it returned in 2014. Now, it’s become a mainstay in our store. We feel confident to say right now, that we have the best Kratom in not just the county or area, but in the STATE OF ILLINOIS.

We say that because we have had customers come from Rockford, the Quad Cities and Chicago. In addition, we picked up several new customers in Central Illinois with our free-shipping feature on our website back in March. It’s amazing what the word of mouth can do these days. When people enjoy a certain product, they are certain to tell friends, family and peers. It has been no different with us for the last 14 years.

The Kratom we sell come in many different strains, quantities and in different forms (powder, capsules and liquid).

We have added three different companies to our Kratom division. As with all of our other products in this part, free shipping is offered to all with no minimum order. Please give us a call at 815-991-5955.

Fryd Oreo and Fryd Banana: Two new E-Liquids added to the #1 tobacco store in DeKalb County.

(Waits for the competitor to copy this idea – The over/under on when he advertises for it is: Seven days)

The reviews are in: After a month and a half, we are all in on Fryd E-Liquids. Two flavors are out in Oreo and Banana. A 30 ML bottle is $22.99 or 2 for $37.99. Fryd is offered in three nicotine levels (0-3-6).

Ladies and gentleman, we are always ahead of the curve with new e-liquids and vaporizers. The only place in DeKalb County to get Fryd E-Liquids is right here (until WCW Ted Turner down the street steals another one of my ideas).