Saturday, February 27th: We’re open normal hours on this 50-degree day!

10:00 A.M. – 6:00 P.M.

A full stock of pipes, rolling tobacco and vapes are here. The Tribal Chief and King Slash are in the building today.

Raw Face Masks | $11.99 (Three-Pack)

You’ve seen them in our store recently and more have arrived. These masks are comfortable and customers have enjoyed them more than other types of masks they have worn. You get a three pack for $11.99.

As it goes for all products we’ve had before anyone else does, our competition down the street ends up copying us by carrying the same ones. Well, we can GUARANTEE that The Village Idiot will not steal this idea. Why would we make such a significant statement? Let’s just say that you can come up with your own conclusions on that one.

And if you see him around town, add some extra humor in your life by wearing this mask proudly and asking him if he will ever carry them himself.

Come get your Raw masks here.

Nothing says “I love you” more than a bong for your loved one this Valentine’s Day.

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Fact: Men, if you don’t get your lady a gift from us this Valentine’s Day, she’s going to leave you and she’s not coming back because you were lame and picked up a dozen fake roses from the gas station.

Fact: When your woman does leave you, she eventually ends up at “Moe Fro’s” where she will receive a belated Valentine’s Day gift.

Fact: Best In The Smoker’s World has all the gifts this Valentine’s Day so the scenarios above don’t happen.

What we’re trying to say is that you have seven days and zero excuses to save your relationship this year. Don’t be ridiculous and get chocolate or flowers like everyone else. Be original by getting a bong, vape or any of the other sale items we have.

See you soon.

King Slash’s road to recovery from ACL surgery went smoothly thanks in part to CBD Pet Treats!

After surgery in December from a complete tear in the ACL, King Slash is now fully-healed and back to sinking his teeth into the bad guys and taking us for walks. What was supposed to be an eight-twelve week recovery ended up being six weeks. What helped him get back to 100% in half the time than expected? It’s those CBD treats that we’ve carried since 2016. In four flavors, they help with pain, anxiety and nerves.

And did we mention the digestive benefits? Picking up his mess in the neighbor’s yard is much easier thanks to CBD pet treats. They don’t even notice he was there!

View the video in this post to learn how it can help your pet. They will love you even more.

Want the best and largest selection of disposable vapes at the guaranteed lowest prices? Look no further than here.

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Air Bar | Mr. Fog | Posh XL | Vaporlax

These are The Fantastic Four of disposable vapes. And you can get them from us and for cheaper than anywhere else in DeKalb County. We have an entire showcase dedicated to them. Stop in and check them out.

$9.99-$12.99 (1000 puffs)

$14.99 (1500 puffs)

$19.99 (2000 puffs)

Smoke Odor Exterminator Sprays: Get rid of the smell of weed sooner than later!

There is a reason why we only carry one brand of candles and sprays. It’s because that one is the best. For nearly a decade, we have been an official retailer for Smoke Odor Exterminator.

There are a ton of different scents to choose from and they get the job done. And yes, many buy these products to get rid of the smell of weed in a house. But let me tell you, we get someone every now and then that comes in and stinks up the place with their body odor. Well, a few sprays around the store and the stench of someone not showering after a 48-hour cocaine binge is G-O-N-E! Amazing.

It’s great for the bathroom as well. If you’re about to eat Taco Bell, make sure to have some of this spray in your bathroom so you don’t piss off the ones living with you.

We have two displays full of these products. Check it out next time you’re in.

Here’s a shocker: The Village Idiot Down The Street stole another one of our ideas with Delta 8 THC. Let’s lower our prices even more now.

I love Mr. Competitor. I never want him to go out of business because it gives all of you a comparison to see who’s products and prices are not only better, but how better treated you are when coming in. Delta 8 THC has been red hot. Of course, we were the first ones to get it nearly six months ago. Now, he’s on a mission to convince everyone that he’s the real winner and that his products are the greatest. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Let’s show you an example.

Delta 8 THC Dabs from us | $54.99 $42.99

Delta 8 THC Dabs from Doofus | $99~

Indeed. We lowered the price of Delta 8 THC Dabs $12 just to show that when you buy two from us, you only get one from him. And we all know who has the better product to begin with. You know where to find us.

Happy New Year. We will be closed January 1-3 to recharge the batteries and return January 4th.

*Note to customers who have made orders over the phone*

Please check your emails for tracking information. All orders will be shipped by Saturday, January 2nd.

We truly appreciate all the support you have given us. This past year wasn’t easy on any of us and we pray for better days in 2021. Thank you.

Rest In Paradise, Mr. Brodie Lee.

Exalted | adjective | placed at a high or powerful level; held in high regard

Truly, “The Exalted One.”

We’ll be closed on Christmas so Moe Fro can wait by the chimney to see if Santa has a PS5.

Well, Santa has something to do first before that.