We have Billy Bong Thornton for sale; And apparently, King Slash is a distant cousin of Killer from the classic movie “Half Baked.”

Billy Bong Thornton available in two, three or four hoses!

Remember the classic movie Half-Baked? Well, we’re about to remind you how great it is in two different ways and why it’s one of the greatest movies ever.

First, the beginning of the movie has the boys in their apartment getting out “Billy Bong Thornton” for a relaxing evening. Made of four hoses, this makes for a great experience. It is also available in two and three hoses while supplies last. When you’re with your friends, keep “Wesley Pipes” put away and use Billy Bong Thornton. And please, don’t send one of your friends out to get food after smoking. Just call for Domino’s to deliver BEFORE something bad happens.

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Next, King Slash has plenty of Rottweiler in him just like Killer from the movie. The side-by-side comparison shows that they both look very similar, especially in the face. Killer flies high over New York City and King Slash flies high over DeKalb County. Must be those CBD Peanut Butter Treats we sell (hint, hint).

And for those of you haven’t watched Half Baked, what are even doing with your lives? The movie came out 22 years ago. Get on it. You won’t regret it. After that, stop in and thank us for improving your lives. Helping you live a better life is our job after all.

Delta 8 THC vape cartridges and tinctures are now in stock.


We appreciate the patience from all of you who have waited. As we promised a few weeks back, Delta 8 THC cartridges and tinctures are now here. Supplies are limited.

In a pinch? Well, “URINE LUCK!”

Yeah, these times suck. But that doesn’t mean you throw in the towel. Get the Quick Fix to your solutions here. Since 2005, we have carried Quick Fix for all your novelty needs.

Customers in the past: Does this really work?

My response: Do you ask the employee at Best Buy if the TV’s they sell work? You see how ridiculous that sounds?

And for the record, I just bought a 70-inch TV at Best Buy. No joke. IT DOES WORK. And I get a warranty on it for a year. So there you go.

We give free shipping on Quick Fix. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today. For the rest, we’ll see you soon.

Rest In Paradise, Road Warrior Animal.

“WHAT A RUSH!” – Gone too soon. Thank you, champ.

Delta 8 THC Moon Rocks and distillate can only be found in DeKalb County right here.

Oh, yeah. That’s right. 100% legal in Illinois to buy without having to go to a dispensary. Delta 8 THC is in the same cannabinoid family with some differences such as what receptors it binds to in the brain. But one similarity remains: potency. And the best part? We sell it here.

We currently have the flower and distillate for you to add to vapes and wax. The response has been great the last few weeks from customers and we invite you to come by and try it. Our goal in the next few weeks is to bring in the vape cartridges and tinctures in.

DeKalb County’s exclusive home for Delta 8 THC (until The Village Idiot Down The Street steals another idea from me) is right here. We’ll see you here.

Back To School Sale | Labor Day Sale | Starting August 24th!

We are closing out the summer in style. Two sales are combined for an extravaganza that’s out-of-this world. We are also open on Labor Day from 9:00-5:00. See the video and ad below for details.

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Posh Plus XL and Mr. Fog Pro | $14.99 | 1500 and 1700 puffs respectively

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In the last week, we heard from a customer that the Village Idiot Down The Street™ was saying that they wouldn’t find Posh Plus XL Disposable Vapes anywhere in DeKalb County and for that low of a price ($20 or so) other than his place. What Doofus failed to realize is that the same customer he told that to bought one from us a few days prior and wasn’t able to make it in for more because we were already closed. We can’t blame someone for being in a pinch and having to go somewhere else because of that. But hey, it all worked out in the end.

I find it astonishing that our competitors continue to insult the intelligence of customers by saying they have the best prices and exclusive products. If by that, they mean they have the best prices on exclusive products that are garbage in their store, then they are right. But for this vape we have? Not even close.

Unlike our competition, we don’t run a “sloppy shop.”

Get Posh Plus XL and Mr. Fog Pro here for $14.99 each. We’ll see you soon.

Need a vaporizer battery for your THC cartridge? We have them and for cheaper than dispensaries!

Whether it’s a battery pen or a box-style, we have them. Included in the box-style vapes are magnets for your cartridges. The dispensaries do not include magnets for them. And if you’re needing a spare, we sell them separately starting at $3.99. We also have spare empty cartridges for both oil and wax.

Standard pens start at $9.99. Box-style vapes start at $18.99. For those wanting something simple, we have standard vape pens without any buttons to ensure simplicity. For those advanced and/or adventurous, we have three and four-temperature styles to maximize the enjoyment.

As always, we include warranties on all of our vaporizers. We guarantee the lowest prices not just in DeKalb County, but also for the dispensaries. And if a THC-cartridge isn’t your thing, we have plenty of dry herb and wax vapes for sale along with standard vaporizers for e-liquids.

For 18 consecutive years, the reigning, defending, undisputed DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions play right here at Best In The Smoker’s World. Stop in and see us soon.

For over a decade, we have provided customers with the best selection of lab-tested, high-quality Kratom.

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Due to recent events combating the Nation, our quarterly Kratom report was delayed. The labs that test this Kratom were running at limited capacity from March until June. We have the report from last quarter now posted here.


We post our lab reports with our watermark logo due to certain competitors copying them with intent to tell their customers that this is their Kratom. It’s not. All of our Kratom is factory-sealed and brand-name. Unlike our competition, we sell factory-sealed bags and with the highest quality. We do not put them into sandwich bags and mark which strain it is with a marker.

As always, free shipping is available. Call us at 815-991-5955. Stop in and see us if you’re close by. See you here.

Mr. Fog Max: $9.99

A disposable vaporizer with approximately 1,000 puffs at only $9.99, do we really need to say much more? Shop here and spend much less than with anyone else. We’ll see you here.