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Memories last a lifetime. But history lasts forever.
With us, we don’t want to make memories. We want to make history.
And we are doing exactly that with the 420 Sale. Never in our history have we’ve had 40% off on items such as bongs. Likewise for what we’re giving you off on THC Delta-8 Cartridges. On 4/20, we’re also going to be giving away free cigarillos with select purchases.
These deals will only last three days starting April 19th. Since 2002, we’ve been DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions. Come see why.
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It’s been a routine for us to have an updated lab report for all of you to see. Look at the date in the picture. Our Kratom is clean with no pesticides, bacteria or metals. 100 samples get tested every three months.
Our watermark is on our lab report because The Village Idiot Down The Street™ has a documented history of stealing our ideas, pictures and words off our website.
Because he knows deep down he has no clue about running a business by putting Kratom into a Ziploc bag to sell, he ends up at a local establishment near the courthouse in Sycamore to get shitfaced and be late for work the next day. And since we know he is reading this, we wanted to thank him for his contributions to our business.
For over 11 years, we have sold only brand-name Kratom products that are factory sealed and lab-tested. For those who do shop with us, continue spreading the word. If you haven’t tried us out yet, find out for yourself today.
We’ll be back Monday, April 5th with normal business hours.
Want the best selection of electronic dab rigs in DeKalb County? Look no further. Pulsar V3 and PuffCo Peak Pro have been brought into the fold the last several months and customers are loving them. We encourage you to go our local competition to compare prices and see for yourself. Their price tags can’t and won’t beat ours.
We’ll see you soon.
The festivities get started on Friday, March 12th. Click on the ad in this post to get all the details. See you here.
Whether it’s regular e-liquids in low nicotine or salts in higher levels, we have it for you. All 30 ML salt nicotine is $16.99. Our competitors are charging a minimum of $21 for the same kind. What’s worse? We’re getting quite a few telling us that certain competitors are selling bottles that are expired.
We re-stock every week. Check out our selection today.
You’ve seen them in our store recently and more have arrived. These masks are comfortable and customers have enjoyed them more than other types of masks they have worn. You get a three pack for $11.99.
As it goes for all products we’ve had before anyone else does, our competition down the street ends up copying us by carrying the same ones. Well, we can GUARANTEE that The Village Idiot will not steal this idea. Why would we make such a significant statement? Let’s just say that you can come up with your own conclusions on that one.
And if you see him around town, add some extra humor in your life by wearing this mask proudly and asking him if he will ever carry them himself.
Come get your Raw masks here.
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Fact: Men, if you don’t get your lady a gift from us this Valentine’s Day, she’s going to leave you and she’s not coming back because you were lame and picked up a dozen fake roses from the gas station.
Fact: When your woman does leave you, she eventually ends up at “Moe Fro’s” where she will receive a belated Valentine’s Day gift.
Fact: Best In The Smoker’s World has all the gifts this Valentine’s Day so the scenarios above don’t happen.
What we’re trying to say is that you have seven days and zero excuses to save your relationship this year. Don’t be ridiculous and get chocolate or flowers like everyone else. Be original by getting a bong, vape or any of the other sale items we have.
See you soon.
After surgery in December from a complete tear in the ACL, King Slash is now fully-healed and back to sinking his teeth into the bad guys and taking us for walks. What was supposed to be an eight-twelve week recovery ended up being six weeks. What helped him get back to 100% in half the time than expected? It’s those CBD treats that we’ve carried since 2016. In four flavors, they help with pain, anxiety and nerves.
And did we mention the digestive benefits? Picking up his mess in the neighbor’s yard is much easier thanks to CBD pet treats. They don’t even notice he was there!
View the video in this post to learn how it can help your pet. They will love you even more.