Anybody know who this clown is? He decided to come in our store and act a fool.

Look folks, I don’t like this mask requirement anymore than you do. Unfortunately, we have laws and need to follow them while keeping everyone safe. However, this dingleberry decided to shout expletives at one of our employees like it was their fault. If anybody knows who this is, let him know he is a tool.

Let me be clear from this day forward: Anybody who comes in and starts disrespecting my employees will have their actions posted here for everyone to see. I will also reiterate that if you do not want to wear a mask, we understand it. That’s why we offer curbside as well. You can call ahead or simply open the door and ask us to get what you need. Capiche?

Great. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Posh Plus – Puff Bar – Puff Plus: Your three best choices for disposable vapes at the guaranteed lowest prices in DeKalb County.

The vaporizer market is oversaturated. It’s been that way for almost a decade. Whether it’s vaporizer kits themselves, tanks, coils or e-liquids, it can be too much. Disposable vapes are a major part of that.

If you are as annoyed as I have been with the amount of disposable vapes on websites and in other stores, then stop in and see us. We will gladly explain to you why we only carry three brands.

Over 20 different flavors are available between the the three brands. When you want one, we will be here waiting for you.

The Memorial Day Sale begins Monday, May 18th.

It’s a full week of deals to get ready for the summer. We’re giving more money off select items as a thanks to all of you for your support during these tough times. We are also open Memorial Day from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Keep in mind, we give free shipping with most products. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today. Click on the ad below for more details. We’ll see the rest of you here.

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Don’t let The Village Idiot™ down the street rip you off on e-liquids. Bad Drip is only $16.99 from us for all nicotine levels!

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It’s one thing to price gouge during tough times. It’s another to price gouge for years. That’s what our competitors are doing and we have more proof.

New customers have came in recently talking about Bad Drip e-liquids being sold for much more than other places. One even said the conspiracy theorist down the street was charging about $25 for it. Another place is around $21. Our price? $16.99. And that’s for both regular and salt liquids.

And if you’re needing a vape, pods or coils, we have most in stock and at the guaranteed lowest prices in the area. The 11th Commandment states that “Thou shall not shop at the competition.” Stop in and save some of that money you would throw away elsewhere.

Face masks are required to enter our store until further notice.

This is due to state requirements that began May 1st. We must abide by the law. If you do not have a mask, we have limited amounts that can be given out (one per customer). We also provide curbside assistance if you aren’t comfortable with that.

Please understand that we’re trying to be on the safe side of things as well. We’ve had a few already act like ass clowns by giving us an attitude about it. Really, you won’t hurt our feelings when you yell “YOU JUST LOST MY BUSINESS” like one turd did already when he refused to put one on. Our advice to you is simple: Don’t be an ass clown.

Thank you.

Unprecedented: The 4-20 Sale is going on right now and has been expanded from three days to two weeks!

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Customers: This is our thanks to you during these tough times. All of you have been ahead of the curve by social distancing yourselves from our competition the last 18 years. In the past, it was just a few days of this sale. This year, it’s two full weeks starting April 15th. Click on the ad in this post to get all of the details. Free shipping is available for most products. Call us at 815-991-5955. See you here.

Rest In Paradise, Fink.

Thank you for being the voice of my childhood.

“AND NEWWWWW…DEKALB COUNTY TOBACCO STORE CHAMPION…THE BEST IN THE SMOKER’S WORRRLLLLDDDD!” – Fink, 2002