It’s time for another round of price comparison between us and the meth lab down the street.

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Smok Novo 2 vapes have been carried in our store for over a year now. Used for both regular and salt juice, it’s easy to fill and use with no buttons unlike other nicotine vapes. And the best part? You get it here cheaper than anywhere else in DeKalb County. $29.99 is our price and that is at least $6 cheaper compared to other places. One competitor in particular is hating this right now because it’s one of the reasons more customers have migrated over here.

It’s become so great, that The Village Idiot Down The Street had to get a “business partner” to save his butthole from annihilation. Since I know he is reading this, I’ll ask him why he claims to have the best store in town and yet, has to beg for help to save his sinking ship? This is what he gets for failing to fall in line by acknowledging us as the champions of DeKalb County. I’m sure he’s enjoying his new business partner’s higher prices. We’ll keep lowering ours here.

For those wondering how our showcase glass exploded, here is the video.

Is this paranormal activity going on after 5:00 a.m.?

Or is it due to us being so red hot all these years that even the showcases in the store can’t handle the heat? We dominate the competition with ease and this is the result.

Best In The Smoker’s World: Title-takers and history-makers.

THC Delta-10: Buy it here!

It’s been in the market for a while and after some great feedback from customers, we’re buying more of it for all of you to try. We carry the flower and disposable vapes. Gummies are on the way.

We are DeKalb County’s first home for THC Delta products. Stop in and see the entire selection today.

The 4th of July Sale begins Sunday, June 27th!

Summer is in full-swing and what better way to celebrate Independence Day by getting away from family just to smoke a bowl? As the title-takers and history-makers we are, there are plenty of pipes in stock just for you along with much more. View the video and ad in this post to get more information. July 4th hours are 10:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M. We will be awaiting your arrival.

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Quick reminder: If you are under 30, please bring your I.D. with you.

We are putting this out there because we haven’t seen your faces in over a year and for the newer customers, for the first time. We would greatly appreciate it.

For the ones whose fathers aren’t dastardly, we have the gifts for them on their special day.

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Cigars? Humidors? We have them. Bongs? Yes, those too. And all of them make great gifts for your dad.

This sale goes from Wednesday, June 16th until Father’s Day, June 20th. All cigars and humidors are 10% off. We also have some variety packs just in case you want several different ones. Pipes and bongs above $25 are also 10% off. THC-Delta 8 flower and cartridges are 10% off.

See you here.

These new gummies are InKRATable!

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Kratom Extract Gummies: They’re real. And they’re spectacular. A ten pack is $19.99. And the only place to get them in DeKalb County is here. But we all know what will happen next: The bartender down the street will copy this idea too and claim it was his first. You all know who I’m talking about. That silly goose!

Ladies and gentlemen, Illinois’ leader for the best Kratom since 2009 is right here.

We are now accepting applications from people who don’t suck at life.

Looking for a part-time gig with flexible hours that is easy, fun and lets you smoke weed? You’ve found your dream job. Please stop in and leave your information. The last time we did this, we found someone. The problem? She was canned three days in for showing up late twice. Don’t be stupid and waste our time like this person.

We aren’t asking for much here. We want someone awesome. If that is you, come in and see us. If you know someone who is awesome, send them our way. If you are someone who steals, lies, does coke or is simply lazy, fuck off.

The Cube | $22.99 | 3000 Puffs

Find another competitor in the area selling a 3000-puff disposable vaporizer at $22.99 or less and we’ll give you the key to our store.

Our competitors charge around $22 for the Posh XL (1500 puffs). And for the record, we charge $14.99 for the same one.

You get twice the amount of puffs for only $1 more than what they charge. Enough said.

Save more money with the Memorial Day Sale! (May 26-31)

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Summer is around the corner and we have some deals for you. And who doesn’t love free stuff? With select purchases, you can get a free Smoke Odor Candle. Check out the ad in this post to get more details.

You have six days to capitalize off these opportunities. Don’t wait.