There is a reason why we only carry one brand of candles and sprays. It’s because that one is the best. For nearly a decade, we have been an official retailer for Smoke Odor Exterminator.
There are a ton of different scents to choose from and they get the job done. And yes, many buy these products to get rid of the smell of weed in a house. But let me tell you, we get someone every now and then that comes in and stinks up the place with their body odor. Well, a few sprays around the store and the stench of someone not showering after a 48-hour cocaine binge is G-O-N-E! Amazing.
It’s great for the bathroom as well. If you’re about to eat Taco Bell, make sure to have some of this spray in your bathroom so you don’t piss off the ones living with you.
We have two displays full of these products. Check it out next time you’re in.
In this video, this woman came in and shouted expletives for a minute straight. When contacting Sycamore Police over this, they knew exactly who she was immediately because of her criminal history in the county. This woman is a fucking whacko. I am letting everyone know that if you run into this woman, do not engage in any type of contact. Do not involve yourself personally nor professionally with her. I ask all of you to share this post with anyone you know to make sure they don’t run into this disgusting excuse for a human.
If you check the DeKalb County Circuit Clerk’s online criminal records, you will see she has been arrested countless times in the last several years for offenses such as electronic harassment, disorderly conduct, driving on a sidewalk (yes, you read that right) and leaving the scene of an accident. She’s also had multiple orders of protections filed against her.
It’s really simple, folks. Do not come in and disrespect my employees for doing their jobs or I will make you famous. We are following the laws and keeping people safe. We’re not here for childish bullshit propaganda. We’re here to run a business.
I love Mr. Competitor. I never want him to go out of business because it gives all of you a comparison to see who’s products and prices are not only better, but how better treated you are when coming in. Delta 8 THC has been red hot. Of course, we were the first ones to get it nearly six months ago. Now, he’s on a mission to convince everyone that he’s the real winner and that his products are the greatest. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Let’s show you an example.
Delta 8 THC Dabs from us |
Delta 8 THC Dabs from Doofus | $99~
Indeed. We lowered the price of Delta 8 THC Dabs $12 just to show that when you buy two from us, you only get one from him. And we all know who has the better product to begin with. You know where to find us.
*Note to customers who have made orders over the phone*
Please check your emails for tracking information. All orders will be shipped by Saturday, January 2nd.
We truly appreciate all the support you have given us. This past year wasn’t easy on any of us and we pray for better days in 2021. Thank you.
Exalted | adjective | placed at a high or powerful level; held in high regard
Truly, “The Exalted One.”
Well, Santa has something to do first before that.
Look at the deals The Tribal Chief has for you. From the 17th until the 31st, you can save more money. We are open Christmas Eve from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Keep in mind, we are closed for three days starting January 1st. Stock up now so you aren’t left out when New Year’s arrives.
Curbside pickup and free shipping on most products are available. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today.
I have it on good authority that the ones who were nice are getting great gifts for the holidays. I asked Santa for a PlayStation 5.
For those who were naughty, Santa is out of coal due to a shortage. But don’t you worry. He has vowed to consume vast amounts of Taco Bell this holiday season to make sure he takes a shit in each and every one of your stockings. Enjoy!
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Greetings, everyone. As always, we want to send our appreciation to every one of you that have supported us all these years, especially this current one. We know it’s not easy for any of you and our gratitude is expressed even more.
As we have done the last several years, we are taking a break starting January 1st. With the upcoming New Year being on a Friday, we’ve decided to take the entire weekend off to re-charge. We will be closed that Friday, Saturday and Sunday and will start our New Year on Monday, January 4th. Our detailed holiday schedule is at the top of the website.
We urge all of you to stock up if needed beforehand. We will be open most of Christmas Eve and closed Christmas Day. We’ll post another reminder towards that time as well.
Thank you again for all of your support. We look forward to a better 2021 for all of us.
We’re just sending a friendly reminder to everyone that if you enjoy saving money, then this is the place to be. If you enjoy getting ripped off and having your intelligence insulted from the owner of The Conspiracy Theory Store down the street (or any other competing place), then knock yourself out. It’s not our money you’re throwing away.
Want an example? The Posh Plus XL disposable vaporizer. $14.99 is what you pay from us. The price from the weirdos? $20-$25. You’re saving a minimum of $5 from us. Can you imagine how much more you’ll be saving if you see us all the time?
We also recycle your old vape batteries. When they are finished, drop them off in our recycling box. So stop in, save some money and more importantly, help out the environment.