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In the last week, we heard from a customer that the Village Idiot Down The Street™ was saying that they wouldn’t find Posh Plus XL Disposable Vapes anywhere in DeKalb County and for that low of a price ($20 or so) other than his place. What Doofus failed to realize is that the same customer he told that to bought one from us a few days prior and wasn’t able to make it in for more because we were already closed. We can’t blame someone for being in a pinch and having to go somewhere else because of that. But hey, it all worked out in the end.
I find it astonishing that our competitors continue to insult the intelligence of customers by saying they have the best prices and exclusive products. If by that, they mean they have the best prices on exclusive products that are garbage in their store, then they are right. But for this vape we have? Not even close.
Unlike our competition, we don’t run a “sloppy shop.”
Get Posh Plus XL and Mr. Fog Pro here for $14.99 each. We’ll see you soon.
Whether it’s a battery pen or a box-style, we have them. Included in the box-style vapes are magnets for your cartridges. The dispensaries do not include magnets for them. And if you’re needing a spare, we sell them separately starting at $3.99. We also have spare empty cartridges for both oil and wax.
Standard pens start at $9.99. Box-style vapes start at $18.99. For those wanting something simple, we have standard vape pens without any buttons to ensure simplicity. For those advanced and/or adventurous, we have three and four-temperature styles to maximize the enjoyment.
As always, we include warranties on all of our vaporizers. We guarantee the lowest prices not just in DeKalb County, but also for the dispensaries. And if a THC-cartridge isn’t your thing, we have plenty of dry herb and wax vapes for sale along with standard vaporizers for e-liquids.
For 18 consecutive years, the reigning, defending, undisputed DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions play right here at Best In The Smoker’s World. Stop in and see us soon.
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Due to recent events combating the Nation, our quarterly Kratom report was delayed. The labs that test this Kratom were running at limited capacity from March until June. We have the report from last quarter now posted here.
We post our lab reports with our watermark logo due to certain competitors copying them with intent to tell their customers that this is their Kratom. It’s not. All of our Kratom is factory-sealed and brand-name. Unlike our competition, we sell factory-sealed bags and with the highest quality. We do not put them into sandwich bags and mark which strain it is with a marker.
As always, free shipping is available. Call us at 815-991-5955. Stop in and see us if you’re close by. See you here.
A disposable vaporizer with approximately 1,000 puffs at only $9.99, do we really need to say much more? Shop here and spend much less than with anyone else. We’ll see you here.
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A bunch of deals: This is what the 18-time DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions provide to people who want to save money. For these ten days, customers will save even more than usual on many products in the store.
June 26th to July 5th. Since the holiday is on a Saturday, we’re extending the sale one extra day. We are open normal Saturday hours on the 4th of July from 10:00 to 6:00.
As always, we ship most products in our store for free. Need a gift? Call us. 815-991-5955 and we’ll send it out by the next business day. For everyone else, we’ll see you here.
Hey, kids. Remember when your dad said you would be welcomed back home after college? Remember when he followed through on his word and let you live there for a while until you got a job? Well, now it’s time for you to show gratitude in return for this. Nothing says “thanks dad” more than a bong. We have plenty in stock for that special day. He doesn’t smoke? Well, tell him to start.
Fine. No bong? Then get some cigars. We have those as well along with accessories. It’s a good compromise. Just please, don’t be ridiculous and get him socks or a shirt from a department store. Do you want to be lame like everyone else or do you want to to be awesome? Take the latter and get him something from us.
There are a bunch of other things we also sell. But I’ll leave it right here. See you this week.
Here is something for many of you to enjoy. The Vitamin Vape contains no nicotine and no tobacco. Just pure B-12 that you can vape. 14 servings for approximately over 100 puffs are packed into one disposable vape.
At just $14.99, The Vitamin Vape is sold exclusively here in DeKalb County. That’s for now anyway. It has come to my understanding that the accupuncture boy down the street is ready to snort out another one of my ideas like he’s done for the last seven years. He must be very paranoid these days. Science tells me that nose candy does that to people. Let’s just be happy and stick with natural stuff such as The Vitamin Vape.
Look folks, I don’t like this mask requirement anymore than you do. Unfortunately, we have laws and need to follow them while keeping everyone safe. However, this dingleberry decided to shout expletives at one of our employees like it was their fault. If anybody knows who this is, let him know he is a tool.
I will also reiterate that if you do not want to wear a mask, we understand it. That’s why we offer curbside as well. You can call ahead or simply open the door and ask us to get what you need. If you act like an anus and disrespect my employees, you will get your actions posted on here for everyone to see.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
The vaporizer market is oversaturated. It’s been that way for almost a decade. Whether it’s vaporizer kits themselves, tanks, coils or e-liquids, it can be too much. Disposable vapes are a major part of that.
If you are as annoyed as I have been with the amount of disposable vapes on websites and in other stores, then stop in and see us. We will gladly explain to you why we only carry three brands.
Over 20 different flavors are available between the the three brands. When you want one, we will be here waiting for you.
It’s a full week of deals to get ready for the summer. We’re giving more money off select items as a thanks to all of you for your support during these tough times. We are also open Memorial Day from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Keep in mind, we give free shipping with most products. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today. Click on the ad below for more details. We’ll see the rest of you here.
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