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Do not wait. We are selling off our final shipments of Kratom within the next week. We have received tons of calls on availability. We have plenty in for the next week. We ran out on Tuesday, the 21st and asked for a rushed shipment. The final stock is here.
It’s first come, first serve. We will not hold any stock to the side for you. Don’t wait until the last minute. You will be left out. Deals will be given on large orders.
Customers not within driving distance: We do free shipping on all quantities. Give us a call at 815-991-5955 to make an order. We ship within the next business day. For the rest of you, we’ll see you here.
You read that right. Come September 30th, Kratom will be no more in the United States. There is still some hope. The petition needs 100,000 total signatures and it’s almost there. We need 30,000 more for the White House to respond. Please, spread the word.
***UPDATE 09/09: THE PETITION HAS REACHED OVER 100,000 SIGNATURES. THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE SPREAD THE WORD. THE WHITE HOUSE WILL RESPOND TO OUR PETITION. IF YOU HAVEN’T SIGNED YET, STILL DO SO. THE MORE SIGNATURES WE GET, THE BETTER CHANCE WE HAVE TO SAVE KRATOM.***
Kratom isn’t even a drug. It’s a plant. Heroin is a drug. Prescription medicine that is addictive is a drug. Kratom gets people off of those kinds of drugs. It saves lives. Let’s save it together from going away.
We still have Kratom for sale up until that date. Everything must go. We will be getting in orders every week this month. Need it shipped? Give us a call at 815-991-5955. We give free shipping on all products in our store.
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We have just received many more box mods after getting fairly low over Labor Day weekend. Brand names like Wulf Mods, Fuchai, Smok, JoyTech, Target and Kangertech are all here. Some mods come with built-in batteries which will make life much easier than having to worry about stocking up on 18650 batteries. Already have a bod mod and want a new tank? No worries on that end either. More of those came with this order. Prices range from $49.99 to $79.99 on most vaporizers and $19.99-$39.99 with tanks.
Meanwhile, here is Mr. Competitor’s reaction while foaming at the mouth:
Mr. Competitor: “HMPFFF!!!! HE SELLS HIS STUFF SO CHEAP. HE SCREWS UP THE MARKET! HE WILL SELL ONE OF THESE A MONTH. I WILL SELL 30! YES. 30! HE IS SUCH A JACKASS. HE IS SUCH A MORON! HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT! I WILL MATCH ALL PRICES!!! NOW, WHERE’S MY CRACK PIPE? DID YOU TAKE IT? WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARRGH!”
We believe in quality over quantity. That’s what has made us successful for over 14 years. All because certain competitors have a million vaporizers/e-liquid flavors doesn’t mean any of them are good to begin with. Mr. Competitor will fade away and classify himself as obsolete. If we are such idiots, why does he continue to copy us? Draw your own conclusions there.
We only carry brand-name vaporizers, accessories and e-liquids at the guaranteed lowest prices. No need to bother with knock-offs from other places. You want quality? You have it here with The Best In The Smoker’s World.
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First, our Back To School Sale is still going on. The last day for that sale is Labor Day. Details are below this post.
Box Mods – We have a limited amount of box mods available this weekend. We sold a ton during our Back To School Sale and with new FDA regulations, it is taking more time for more to arrive. Companies have to pass FDA rules before sending them out to the stores and consumers.
Cigars – As every holiday goes, we have stocked our humidors with cigars. New Cherry Bomb CAO Cigars are here along with new Chillin’ Moose sizes.
Kratom – We are Kratom Central in the state of Illinois. This is the final month of existence for Kratom in the United States. We urge you to stock up. We are getting in shipments every week this month and by October 1st, it will all be gone.
CBD – CBD will still be here. We have all e-liquids, edibles and capsules here. More of this will also be arriving Tuesday or Wednesday.
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Our sixth annual Back To School Sale is going on right now through through Labor Day, September 5th. Sales on pipes, vaporizers, CBD products, Kratom, hookah tobacco and cigars are what is featured. Not a student? Not a problem. While you can’t get the extra specials, you still get the regular deals that we have detailed at the bottom.
It’s our longest and largest sale of the year. It’s The Back To School Sale and there is only one tobacco store in DeKalb County that has this annual celebration. It’s right here! Video and details are below. We’ll see you soon.
Here are the details:
Students: Show your school I.D. to add an extra 5% off to any sale item!
Pipes up to $20: 10% off
Pipes $20-$40: 15% off
Pipes above $40: 20% off
All NIU logo pipes and accessories: 15% off
Water pipes up to $50: 10% off
Water pipes $50-$100: 15% off
Water pipes above $100: 20% off
All vaporizers: 10% off
CBD Products: 10% off
Kratom: $2 off all capsules, powder and liquids
100 grams of Starbuzz, Haze and Bond Hookah Tobacco: $9.99
Here are some of the awesome pipes that you will see in our store while supplies last. Also included is the new, Tsunami Eruption Vaporizer. It’s a three-in-one vaporizer with a built-in lithium ion battery. Used mostly for dry and wax/oil, the Tsuuami Eruption will make Mr. Competitor, along with the other Brother Nero’s, “erupt” because of our price. And just to make everyone aware, Tsunami sells this on their website for $149.99. We have it for $89.99.
Click on the pictures to enlarge. In the mean time, we are going to continue to “pride ourselves”.
Cowabunga! (Waits for Doofus to copy this like he did with my Ninja Turtle pipes last year)
Smokey The Bear – Blue Cyclops – Ghost
Photo courtesy of Tsunami E-Cig