Don’t let The Village Idiot™ down the street rip you off on e-liquids. Bad Drip is only $16.99 from us for all nicotine levels!

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It’s one thing to price gouge during tough times. It’s another to price gouge for years. That’s what our competitors are doing and we have more proof.

New customers have came in recently talking about Bad Drip e-liquids being sold for much more than other places. One even said the conspiracy theorist down the street was charging about $25 for it. Another place is around $21. Our price? $16.99. And that’s for both regular and salt liquids.

And if you’re needing a vape, pods or coils, we have most in stock and at the guaranteed lowest prices in the area. The 11th Commandment states that “Thou shall not shop at the competition.” Stop in and save some of that money you would throw away elsewhere.

Face masks are required to enter our store until further notice.

This is due to state requirements that began May 1st. We must abide by the law. If you do not have a mask, we have limited amounts that can be given out (one per customer). We also provide curbside assistance if you aren’t comfortable with that.

Please understand that we’re trying to be on the safe side of things as well. We’ve had a few already act like ass clowns by giving us an attitude about it. Really, you won’t hurt our feelings when you yell “YOU JUST LOST MY BUSINESS” like one turd did already when he refused to put one on. Our advice to you is simple: Don’t be an ass clown.

Thank you.

Unprecedented: The 4-20 Sale is going on right now and has been expanded from three days to two weeks!

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Customers: This is our thanks to you during these tough times. All of you have been ahead of the curve by social distancing yourselves from our competition the last 18 years. In the past, it was just a few days of this sale. This year, it’s two full weeks starting April 15th. Click on the ad in this post to get all of the details. Free shipping is available for most products. Call us at 815-991-5955. See you here.

Rest In Paradise, Fink.

Thank you for being the voice of my childhood.

“AND NEWWWWW…DEKALB COUNTY TOBACCO STORE CHAMPION…THE BEST IN THE SMOKER’S WORRRLLLLDDDD!” – Fink, 2002

We will be closed Easter to let the bunny smoke up and relax.

Don’t you dare be sour. We’ll be back on Monday with normal business hours so you can feel the power. “It’s a new day, yes it is!”

Looking for hand sanitizer and tee pee for your bunghole? We have it here.

There is no catch. There are no jokes. This is as real as real can be. The Great Froholio was at two grocery stores the other day and saw absolutely no tee pee for his bunghole. Likewise for hand sanitizer. Limit two per customer per day. More will be arriving by the 15th.

Anti-septic liquid hand sanitizer – $4.99

Toilet paper individually-wrapped rolls – $1.49 or 2 for $2.

Message to customers regarding business operations during Illinois’ “Stay-At-Home” order:

For 18 years, it has been our mission to provide customers with products that suit their needs at affordable prices. What is also important is the safety of our customers. And I assure you, that will continue. We want to be certain all of you are comfortable while in our store. We will be open normal business hours during these times as we know many of our customers rely on products such as Kratom and CBD to continue living a better quality of life.

With all that is going on in our world, we are providing you with a place to escape even if it’s just for a few minutes. The TV is always on here and while we continue to run our business, we have adapted to recent changes as recommended by medical experts to continue staying open.

We ask that you please take precautions as well. We have had hand sanitizer next to our register the last several years. Please take advantage of that. Do not sneeze or cough into your hands. As it’s been since we opened, if you put your mouth on any pipe or vape while looking at it, you’re not leaving the store until you buy it. Plain and simple. Don’t lick your fingers to sort cash out when paying. That’s disgusting and you’re being a Richard for putting others at risk like that.

We are here and we will continue to do what we do best: entertain you. Thank you for your support.

Muhammad Mustafa – Owner

All flavor, no nicotine tips for pod-based devices. (Meets FDA requirements)

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With the recent bans on flavor pods, we have found the new trend and it’s been a success so far here at the store. Just Zero no nicotine, no tobacco and no liquids. These are sleeves that go right over your tobacco or menthol pods. Just Zero works for folks who use disposable vapes as well. That’s right. Just take it out of the packaging, slide it right down on the tip and get to work. Now, the flavor is back and better than ever. What do you think I was meaning? Get your mind out of the gutter!

We have six flavors and they come in packs of four for only $5.99. Until March 31st, 2020, mention this post in our store to get it for $4.99. Save some money and enjoy.

We’ll be waiting for you.

St. Patrick’s Day Sale: March 12-19

March has to be one of the best months of the year, right? March Madness, weather getting better and of course, St. Patrick’s Day. But why wait until the 17th? Celebrate early with deals going on starting Thursday, March 12th. We’re giving one full week to save a bunch of cash. Click on the ad in this post to get the details. We’ll see you here.

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Message to any financial institutions such as banks, credit unions, merchant processors and investment firms.

Per our business attorneys:

Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. (or sometimes herein Smoker’s World) has ran lawfully under federal and Illinois laws since 2002. Financial institutions cannot use information from this website nor any other site pertaining to existing or non-existing accounts without written, notarized consent of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. or Smoker’s World.

Permission to use any information pertaining to decisions regarding banking, credit card processing or investments of any nature must be granted a written and notarized consent letter from management or owners of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. or Smoker’s World. Institutions listed are not allowed to contact Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. by any means nor take pictures, texts and other information from websites, news’ outlets or social media pages pertaining to information that is being sought after.

Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. is not a marijuana dispensary of any kind. Vaporizers and standalone e-liquids are legal both under federal and Illinois law. CBD and all other products located at 1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore, Illinois are legal both under federal and Illinois law.

Any financial institutions such as banks, credit unions, credit card processing companies and investment firms contacting employees, management or owners of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. in regards to existing or non-existing accounts is not permissible. By contacting Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. or Smoker’s World and imitating an actual consumer is unlawful and subject to legal action under federal codes.

Termination of existing financial or merchant accounts of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC., Smoker’s World or any other name associated with 1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore, Illinois for reasons other than proven illegal practices under federal and/or Illinois laws is unlawful under federal codes of discrimination and therefore, subject to legal action.

Shall accounts be terminated unlawfully, financial institutions hereby agree to cover all revenue losses of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. along with court costs and legal fees due to legal action taken by owner(s) of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. Fees and losses shall be reimbursed to Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. until any and all resolutions are reached.

Resolutions include, but are not limited to the following: Allowing to use a merchant account for credit processing with a written affidavit allowing Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. to operate without conflict of any lawful type and reimbursement of revenue losses during period(s) where credit card processing isn’t available.