Esco Bars are here!

$16.99 | $2500 Puffs

We guarantee the lowest prices on all disposable vapes in DeKalb County. You know where to find us.

Thank you, Milwaukee!

I’m excited. You’re excited. We all are excited.


What an amazing moment it was on Friday, August 20th. I consider myself very blessed for being able to get into the building. Two National Television appearances down and four more to go by Labor Day. Keep watching.

Students, we are giving you two weeks to save money with the Back To School Sale.

We are title-takers and history-makers. And every year, we prove that with an extravaganza like this. Show your school I.D. to get an additional 5% off sale items. This begins August 23rd and ends Labor Day, September 6th. Bring your bookbag in and fill it up with goodies. You know where to find us.

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We have expanded our selection of rolling trays!

Starting at $6.99, you can come in and get one that suits you best. Small, medium and large trays are available with many different designs. You can get one with a simple design or go all out with a fancy one. We have it for you here at the guaranteed lowest prices in all of DeKalb County.

FINALLY (after 18 months), The Fro Dog has come back to National Television!

Three more appearances coming up in the next month. Keep your eyes on the TV as we continue to piss off our competition along with the two obsolete mules in Wisconsin. Who’s laughing now?

Your dog wants to wear what King Slash wears. Your dog wants a Raw Collar.

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For the last year, dog collars from Raw have been a hot commodity among customers. We have three different sizes that all adjust. Our boss, King Slash, loves his. It is made from natural hemp fibers and therefore, very comfortable. The best part? Raw donates 100% of the proceeds to animal shelters.

And let’s be honest, you want your dog to wear a collar from a pet store that everyone else has? Or do you want your dog to rise above the rest with everyone you encounter asking “WHERE DID YOU GET THAT RAW COLLAR? IT’S SO AWESOME!!!”

Make the right decision. Get your best friend a Raw collar today.

It’s time for another round of price comparison between us and the meth lab down the street.

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Smok Novo 2 vapes have been carried in our store for over a year now. Used for both regular and salt juice, it’s easy to fill and use with no buttons unlike other nicotine vapes. And the best part? You get it here cheaper than anywhere else in DeKalb County. $29.99 is our price and that is at least $6 cheaper compared to other places. One competitor in particular is hating this right now because it’s one of the reasons more customers have migrated over here.

It’s become so great, that The Village Idiot Down The Street had to get a “business partner” to save his butthole from annihilation. Since I know he is reading this, I’ll ask him why he claims to have the best store in town and yet, has to beg for help to save his sinking ship? This is what he gets for failing to fall in line by acknowledging us as the champions of DeKalb County. I’m sure he’s enjoying his new business partner’s higher prices. We’ll keep lowering ours here.

For those wondering how our showcase glass exploded, here is the video.

Is this paranormal activity going on after 5:00 a.m.?

Or is it due to us being so red hot all these years that even the showcases in the store can’t handle the heat? We dominate the competition with ease and this is the result.

Best In The Smoker’s World: Title-takers and history-makers.

THC Delta-10: Buy it here!

It’s been in the market for a while and after some great feedback from customers, we’re buying more of it for all of you to try. We carry the flower and disposable vapes. Gummies are on the way.

We are DeKalb County’s first home for THC Delta products. Stop in and see the entire selection today.