Monthly Archives: April 2020

Unprecedented: The 4-20 Sale is going on right now and has been expanded from three days to two weeks!

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Customers: This is our thanks to you during these tough times. All of you have been ahead of the curve by social distancing yourselves from our competition the last 18 years. In the past, it was just a few days of this sale. This year, it’s two full weeks starting April 15th. Click on the ad in this post to get all of the details. Free shipping is available for most products. Call us at 815-991-5955. See you here.

Rest In Paradise, Fink.

Thank you for being the voice of my childhood.


We will be closed Easter to let the bunny smoke up and relax.

Don’t you dare be sour. We’ll be back on Monday with normal business hours so you can feel the power. “It’s a new day, yes it is!”

Looking for hand sanitizer and tee pee for your bunghole? We have it here.

There is no catch. There are no jokes. This is as real as real can be. The Great Froholio was at two grocery stores the other day and saw absolutely no tee pee for his bunghole. Likewise for hand sanitizer. Limit two per customer per day. More will be arriving by the 15th.

Anti-septic liquid hand sanitizer – $4.99

Toilet paper individually-wrapped rolls – $1.49 or 2 for $2.