There is no catch. There are no jokes. This is as real as real can be. The Great Froholio was at two grocery stores the other day and saw absolutely no tee pee for his bunghole. Likewise for hand sanitizer. Limit two per customer per day. More will be arriving by the 15th.
Anti-septic liquid hand sanitizer – $4.99
Toilet paper individually-wrapped rolls – $1.49 or 2 for $2.