Monthly Archives: September 2015

For sale until Friday: Two tickets to Bears/Raiders at face value this Sunday


As you see in the picture, I am selling my Bears/Raiders tickets for this Sunday. These are part of my season tickets and since the Bears suck, I have been selling off the rest of the season’s home games. I already sold the remaining home games later in the year. That’s what happens when the Bears torture you. I can’t take the pain anymore. It’s time for someone else to feel the misery.

My seats are located in Section 348, Row 12 – Face value is $85 a piece after taxes for a total of $170.  If you have an offer, I may consider it but please understand, I have season tickets and pay a lot up front. This game does not include the parking pass as I gave it to a buddy of mine at the previous game.

If you want these tickets, you’ll have to come in and see us. These tickets will be available until Friday. Once we close Friday, I’ll be out of town for the weekend and my employees won’t be able to help you. Thanks everybody.

***Website special: 10% on all glass pipes above $25 until September 30th!***


Mr. Competitor, we’re watching you.

Are you reading this right now? If so, The King of Kings has a deal for you. From now, until September 30th, buy any glass pipe above $25 and receive 10% off. You read that right. Any glass pipe above $25, whether it’s a chillum, bowl or water piece and you will get 10% off.

You must mention our website and the sale to get this deal. It’s only available to you for reading this site. This is available until September 30th. We’ll see you here soon!

Say hello to The Boss.


Hello, Mr. Competitor. I know you’re reading this. I have a message for your no-good, untalented behind, courtesy of The Boss.


Well, let’s just say that if Sasha can’t make it, there is one on reserve. This is Cuttwood Boss Reserve. It’s only available in a 30 ML bottle. But, it’s a good thing because you will vape that bottle in no time due to it’s deliciousness. Here are the details on this flavor: “It’s a golden honey graham cereal with roasted nut clusters. It’s drenched in creamy milk and layered with sliced bananas.”

Take it from the boss herself. If you don’t want it, she’ll just push you out of the way and get it for her own pleasure. It’s the next best thing to the real thing. And you can bank on it.



Well, well, well. What do we have here? Doh’Nuts E-Liquids are the new cereal, according to most wholesalers. And it’s right here, at Best In The Smoker’s World. Doh’Nuts are available in a 30 ML bottle and the nicotine levels are 0, 3 and 6. Box Mod users will love this.

The only place in Dekalb County to get Doh’Nuts E-Juice is of course, right here, at Best In The Smoker’s World in Sycamore. We are the 13-time Dekalb County Tobacco Store Champions. Three more years and we’ll tie The Nature Boy for most titles. But, no need to look ahead. One at a time, boys. One at a time.

Photo courtesy of Vape Street

Photo courtesy of Vape Street

The resolution to this “Conflict” is at Best In The Smoker’s World.


Customers, I get that in order to get a high-quality box mod, you must pay up a significant amount. Combine that with tanks, coils, batteries and chargers, and you are paying over $125. However, we at The Best In The Smoker’s World also have great box mods that will cost you less than that amount. One example is our new, Conflict Competition Box Mod. It’s 30 watts, has a built-in lithium ion battery and costs less than $70. If you buy another vaporizer such as an iPV or Sigelei, you need a separate 18650 battery, as well as a sub tank.

And at the bottom of this ad, you will see the Kangertech Sub Tank Starter Kit. This is the one of the few value packs on the market with both the tank and mod. Our price is $125.99. Mention this ad and you will get it for $100. Yes, the Starter Kit from Kangertech will be all yours for $100. We have plenty in stock.

We are the only place in Dekalb County selling the Conflict Competition Box Mod. And as always, we only carry the top of the line e-liquids, vaporizers and tanks. No other store in the area can say that.

We have a few more newer products arriving in the next week, so stay tuned to our website and The Best In The Smoker’s World Network. For now, we are returning to our work of dominating the competition. According to them, we “need all the business we can get”. In January, we will enter our 14th year in business. Let’s show them how much we need it. “Joker’s World”, Doofus? How about, Best In The Smoker’s World? The best there is. The best there was. The best there ever will be. It’s clobberin’ time baby!


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We are open on Labor Day. Here is what’s on tap this holiday weekend! (Cigars, Kratom and new E-Juice)

  • Cigars: Pictures are below. After a two-year hiatus, Java and Havana Honey’s are back. We have the Latte naturals and Robusto Maduro. If you folks love chocolate, these two cigars are the way to go. In addition, we have brought in Havana Honey’s in the tins. The flavors are Rum, Honey and Vanilla. We have two humidors full of cigars, so there is plenty for everyone.
  • Kratom: Oh Kratom, my Kratom. We have a full stock of the extract liquids, as well as our usual capsules, tea powder and liquids. $5 off each bag or jars.
  • E-Juice: No clowning around here, folks. Why buy a joke of liquids around town when you can have the new, Cosmic Fog E-Liquids? More is to come. As of this posting, we have all seven flavors.

Stop in today! Click on pictures below to enlarge.


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