Monthly Archives: September 2016

Can you tell I am a Ninja Turtle fan? Donatello is my favorite. Who’s yours?

After a very busy Labor Day weekend, we found ourselves low on stock when it came to our selection of pipes. Just this week, we went all out with our suppliers and filled up the shelves once again with brand new glass and dugout boxes.

And, of course, we guarantee the cheapest prices in town on all of our pipes. People who have been shopping with us all of these years will tell you that. Click on pictures below to enlarge.

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You read that right. Come September 30th, Kratom will be no more in the United States. There is still some hope. The petition needs 100,000 total signatures and it’s almost there. We need 30,000 more for the White House to respond. Please, spread the word.

***UPDATE 09/09: THE PETITION HAS REACHED OVER 100,000 SIGNATURES. THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE SPREAD THE WORD. THE WHITE HOUSE WILL RESPOND TO OUR PETITION. IF YOU HAVEN’T SIGNED YET, STILL DO SO. THE MORE SIGNATURES WE GET, THE BETTER CHANCE WE HAVE TO SAVE KRATOM.***

It’s a plant. Heroin is a drug. Prescription medicine that is addictive is a drug. Let’s save it together from going away.

We still have Kratom for sale up until that date. Everything must go. We will be getting in orders every week this month. Need it shipped? Give us a call at 815-991-5955. We give free shipping on all products in our store.

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We have just received many more box mods after getting fairly low over Labor Day weekend. Brand names like Wulf Mods, Fuchai, Smok, JoyTech, Target and Kangertech are all here. Some mods come with built-in batteries which will make life much easier than having to worry about stocking up on 18650 batteries. Already have a bod mod and want a new tank? No worries on that end either. More of those came with this order. Prices range from $49.99 to $79.99 on most vaporizers and $19.99-$39.99 with tanks.

Meanwhile, here is Mr. Competitor’s reaction while foaming at the mouth:

Mr. Competitor: “HMPFFF!!!! HE SELLS HIS STUFF SO CHEAP. HE SCREWS UP THE MARKET! HE WILL SELL ONE OF THESE A MONTH. I WILL SELL 30! YES. 30! HE IS SUCH A JACKASS. HE IS SUCH A MORON! HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT! I WILL MATCH ALL PRICES!!! NOW, WHERE’S MY CRACK PIPE? DID YOU TAKE IT? WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARRGH!”

We believe in quality over quantity. That’s what has made us successful for over 14 years. All because certain competitors have a million vaporizers/e-liquid flavors doesn’t mean any of them are good to begin with. Mr. Competitor will fade away and classify himself as obsolete. If we are such idiots, why does he continue to copy us? Draw your own conclusions there.

We only carry brand-name vaporizers, accessories and e-liquids at the guaranteed lowest prices. No need to bother with knock-offs from other places. You want quality? You have it here with The Best In The Smoker’s World.

Friday – 9:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M.

Saturday – 10:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M.

Sunday 10:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M.

***Open on Labor Day from 9:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M.***

First, our Back To School Sale is still going on. The last day for that sale is Labor Day. Details are below this post.

Box Mods – We have a limited amount of box mods available this weekend. We sold a ton during our Back To School Sale and with new FDA regulations, it is taking more time for more to arrive. Companies have to pass FDA rules before sending them out to the stores and consumers.

Cigars – As every holiday goes, we have stocked our humidors with cigars. New Cherry Bomb CAO Cigars are here along with new Chillin’ Moose sizes.

Kratom – We are Kratom Central in the state of Illinois. This is the final month of existence for Kratom in the United States. We urge you to stock up. We are getting in shipments every week this month and by October 1st, it will all be gone.

CBD – CBD will still be here. We have all e-liquids, edibles and capsules here. More of this will also be arriving Tuesday or Wednesday.