Monthly Archives: November 2021

12 Daze Of Highness | We’re giving away 12 prizes in December!

On the 12th Day of Highness, The King of Kings gave to me…

That’s what we’re doing with this raffle from now until December 10th. So how can you win? Buy any pipe, grinder or dugout above $20 to enter. One product is one ticket. There isn’t a limit. The more products you buy, the more chances you have to win.

There will be one drawing each day starting December 11th. We have chosen the prizes for each day with the grand prize on the 12th day. Stop in to enter today. Best of luck to everyone!

We’ll be closed on Thanksgiving to let the turkeys get high.

Don’t worry. We’ll back Friday with normal business hours of 9:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M. Look below for Black Friday Weekend Sale details.

Your Black Friday Weekend starts right here! (November 26th-28th)

We aren’t like other stores you see that have Black Friday Deals going a month or two. That ruins the significance of a sale. Three days is what you get with us and it’s the best three days of the year. And that raffle we did back in October? It’s back! Our “12 Days of Highness” starts as well Black Friday Weekend where you can win free products. We will do drawings leading up to Christmas Day. We are closed Thanksgiving. Click on the ad in this post for details. We will see you Friday, November 26th!

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What I’m Thankful For: Mr. Competitor Down The Street and his new “business partner”

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. And with all that has transpired over the last 18 months, we have to find something that makes us thankful and happy.

As the owner of this store, I am thankful for my local competition. In particular, it is The Village Idiot Down The Street and his new “business partner.” Most of you know who I’m talking about because¬† you use to shop there. This guy is just an absolute treat. He is the gift that keeps on giving. Many years ago at the old store, he came in for the first time all butt hurt because my prices were much lower than his. As some of you may have seen, I posted the video on the website back then. It was an Oscar-worthy performance by him.

Long story short, he vowed to compete against me despite us being in two different businesses. He was trying to get into the tobacco business while I was reigning supreme in the entertainment business. I reminded him that if he makes it personal, I will happily open up a store down the street from him. Now, I certainly wasn’t planning on doing that. Obviously, a dastardly father put me in the position to do so. I opened up this current store right down the street from him, as I promised. All of this worked out well at the end of the day.

What followed in the years after was him copying product ideas and plagiarizing posts from this website to the point where a lawsuit was nearly filed. He was literally copying and pasting posts from this site and putting it on his pages. So, here I am spending quite a few bucks for a “cease and desist” and a great message to him on this website after. Fine with me.

Fast-forward to March of 2020 and Mr. Competitor has been on a one-person crusade to chase all of his customers out of his store by spewing bullshit conspiracy theories to them and putting up personal rhetoric in his store for everyone to see. You cannot make this up. It’s almost as if he made countless trips of loading up customers in his car and dropping them off in my parking lot. Thank you, kindly.

Then, the Summer of 2021 arrives. Many customers continue to flood from his store to ours due to the awful prices and products he has. Attached to those are the reports that Mr. Competitor had found a tag team partner to rebuild his super duper pooper store. Whoa! Now, I think to myself, “what does this new guy have to provide?” And as it turned out over time, he’s just as idiotic, if not more idiotic than Mr. Competitor. This store goes from one doofus who runs his mouth, has idiotic beliefs, high prices and crappy products to the business partner who runs his mouth, has idiotic beliefs, high prices and crappy products.

It’s almost the same guy. How could I not be thankful for this? They make it so easy for me. It’s amazing. And his website pages? Memes. Memes. Memes. How creative. This website? Creativity for the most part. And the other times when I do use someone else’s idea? Oh, what a surprise. I actually give credit. Look at the video library for credits. Maybe these guys should take the hint.

How could this be? How could Mr. Competitor be doing so poorly, that he had to sell half or all of his store just to save his butthole? Wasn’t he telling everyone all these years that he was the best ever? Actually, he was. He was making fake Google accounts and putting positive reviews for his store. Mixed in there are actual reviews from real people with real experiences. You can tell which ones are real and which ones aren’t for yourselves. It’s quite astonishing.

Now, Mr. Competitor is on his way out. Whether he returns to a land where people like him reside is yet to be determined. But what I do know now is that I did exactly what I was going to do years ago and that was to defend the title of best store in DeKalb County. For nearly 20 years, this store has been a fighting champion and not once, was that title at risk of losing.

So this Thanksgiving, I give thanks to you, Mr. Competitor. Thank you for your stupidity all these years. Thank you for chasing all of your customers out so they end up at my store. Thank you for giving me the luxury to appear on National Television in the front row several times a year in various cities to have a great time and promote my business. Thank you for giving my employees job security. Just, thank you. And to your new “business partner,” I don’t know your name. But welcome to my world. Thank you as well for being just like your predecessor by being rude to customers and thus, sending them my way. I love you just as much as Doofus. Enjoy that store.


The Face That Owns The Place

Pod Juice | $16.99

As many of you have noticed, there are shortages in every aspect of life. Our business is no different. We have brought in new salt juice due to our other brands being tough to get in on a consistent basis.

Say hello to Pod Juice. We carry about 15 different flavors. For those former Juul users, we have similar flavors such as Mint and Mango in this brand.

With rising prices combating the economy, we’re doing everything we can to keep prices low. $16.99 remains the price for ALL salt juice that we carry and is guaranteed to be the lowest in DeKalb County.