This crackhead is really becoming a comedic act down the street. As if he isn’t already hiding behind his million overpriced water pipes in the corner of his super-duper-store, he will read this article within hours after it’s published and crap in his Depends (since he reads our website on a nearly daily basis to steal more ideas).
According to the many customers we have taken from him in the last few months alone, check out the prices that we’ve had for the last TWO YEARS per gram on Kratom compared to his:
Capsules from us: $0.50-$0.85 (that’s cents) per gram
Capsules from WCW Ted Turner: $1.00 per gram
Customers, think about that. For every 100 grams you buy from the Village Idiot, you pay $100. Even if you were to buy our premium Kratom at 85 cents per gram (which is way better quality than anyone else), that’s $15 you save for every 100 grams you spend. You can save up to $50 for every 100 grams you buy from us than you would from Mr. Competitor. We have five different Kratom brands, which makes our store the place for the largest selection of Kratom in the state of Illinois.
1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore, Illinois is where you can find Kratom-CBD Central at Best In The Smoker’s World.
We are sad to only see you kids as customers for four years because we know you would continue to be returning customers had you stayed. The tradition of buying hookah products from The Best In The Smoker’s World has been passed down to incoming students every year. We have had the best hookahs, hookah tobacco and accessories all of these years and most importantly, it’s all sold at the guaranteed lowest prices. I call that a win-win.
Fantasia, Starbuzz, Haze and Bond are the choices for hookah tobacco. Brands for hookahs such as VooDoo, Mya and others are available here. Hookahs start as low as $12.99 and range up to $125. Hookah tobacco starts at $2.99 up to $9.99.
Accessories such as spare bowls, charcoal, hoses, mouth tips and tongs are available here as well.
1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore is where you will find DeKalb County’s #1 tobacco store for 15 years. It is indeed, The Best In The Smoker’s World. See you all here soon.
Your partner does not want the same old “dinner and flowers” this year. Trust me on that. Get them a gift that shows you love them from us this year. Think outside the box! From February 12th until the 14th, all pipes, vaporizers and grinders are 14% off. Here’s your chance to capitalize. I suggest you take advantage of it.
View our video above for more details.
Free standard shipping is available to all.
Give us a call at 815-991-5955. We ship by the next business day.
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This February, our business turns 15 years old. Started in 2002, it was dominance right out of the gates. After all of these years, the customers know that Best In The Smoker’s World is the undisputed champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County. We have the championship belts to prove it. For that, thank you so much!
For our competition, keep on copying us. Eventually, you all fall to The King of Kings. Drink it in maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!
“1…2…KICK OUT. TWO!!! ONLY TWO!!!”
Over the course of the coming weeks, we will doing more of these shout-outs for folks and other businesses who have helped us out quite a bit in celebration of our 15th anniversary. A few weeks back, we had a big thanks to Tsunami for their help. Now, I want to thank some customers who made the experience in San Antonio a blast this past weekend.
As we were waiting for Mr. Competitor to show up to the ring in the Alamo Dome in front of 50,000 people, we were told by backstage officials that he decided to no-show after racing back and forth in his super-duper-store contemplating the idea. Needless to say, my hand was raised and victory was rewarded by forfeit. Cool with me. The biggest battle in San Antonio since the Alamo didn’t even happen because Mr. Competitor failed to show his coked-up face to the entire viewing world.
Thanks to everyone at the IceHouse on I-10, Justin from Pittsburgh, Miles from Dallas, and the other referee, whom I ran into near the Riverwalk. It was a pleasure meeting you, sir. Also, I want to thank everyone at Charlie Wants A Burger on the Riverwalk for the awesome food. Sorry to the waitress for forgetting your name, but thanks for putting up with us for about two hours on Sunday afternoon!
For the folks I mentioned above, I look forward to seeing you all in Orlando come April. It will be delightful.