Monthly Archives: June 2020

The 4th of July Sale begins Friday, June 26th!

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A bunch of deals: This is what the 18-time DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions provide to people who want to save money. For these ten days, customers will save even more than usual on many products in the store.

June 26th to July 5th. Since the holiday is on a Saturday, we’re extending the sale one extra day. We are open normal Saturday hours on the 4th of July from 10:00 to 6:00.

As always, we ship most products in our store for free. Need a gift? Call us. 815-991-5955 and we’ll send it out by the next business day. For everyone else, we’ll see you here.

Father’s Day is less than a week away. Show him you care by getting a bong from us.

Hey, kids. Remember when your dad said you would be welcomed back home after college? Remember when he followed through on his word and let you live there for a while until you got a job? Well, now it’s time for you to show gratitude in return for this. Nothing says “thanks dad” more than a bong. We have plenty in stock for that special day. He doesn’t smoke? Well, tell him to start.

Fine. No bong? Then get some cigars. We have those as well along with accessories. It’s a good compromise. Just please, don’t be ridiculous and get him socks or a shirt from a department store. Do you want to be lame like everyone else or do you want to to be awesome? Take the latter and get him something from us.

There are a bunch of other things we also sell. But I’ll leave it right here. See you this week.

Say hello to The Vitamin Vape for only $14.99!

Here is something for many of you to enjoy. The Vitamin Vape contains no nicotine and no tobacco. Just pure B-12 that you can vape. 14 servings for approximately over 100 puffs are packed into one disposable vape.

At just $14.99, The Vitamin Vape is sold exclusively here in DeKalb County. That’s for now anyway. It has come to my understanding that the accupuncture boy down the street is ready to snort out another one of my ideas like he’s done for the last seven years. He must be very paranoid these days. Science tells me that nose candy does that to people. Let’s just be happy and stick with natural stuff such as The Vitamin Vape.

Anybody know who this clown is? He decided to come in our store and act a fool. (See video below)

Look folks, I don’t like this mask requirement anymore than you do. Unfortunately, we have laws and need to follow them while keeping everyone safe. However, this dingleberry decided to shout expletives at one of our employees like it was their fault. If anybody knows who this is, let him know he is a tool.

I will also reiterate that if you do not want to wear a mask, we understand it. That’s why we offer curbside as well. You can call ahead or simply open the door and ask us to get what you need. If you act like an anus and disrespect my employees, you will get your actions posted on here for everyone to see.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.