Monthly Archives: April 2016

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*Due to floods in Texas, shipments were held over the last week. Our Kratom order arrived on Friday, April 22nd with one more coming in the next week. Feel free to stop in or call us at 815-991-5955 for availability.*

We apologize to those who were left out from Kratom at our store in the last few weeks. Things have moved a little quicker than expected, so we had some back ordered. No worries now. We have plenty of Kratom in stock with two more shipments coming in the next week and a half.

Maeng Da and Bali Kratom are available in both pill and powder form. We guarantee the lowest price on Kratom in DeKalb County. For you folks outside of the area, we do free shipping. Give us a call at 815-991-5955.

And if you violate the 11th commandment by shopping at the competition, the man next to me in the picture below will pay you a visit to make you humble old country way.

Sheiky Baby will put you in the camel clutch, break your back and make you humble! Respect the legend.

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CBD E-Liquids and Edibles: $5 off

Kratom: $5 off per 30 grams

All vaporizers: 10% off

Grinders above $20: 10% off

Pipes up to $20: 10% off

Pipes from $20-$35: 15% off

Pipes above $35: 20% off

Water pipes up to $50: 10% off

Water pipes from $50-$100: 15% off

Water pipes above $100: 20% off

***SPECIAL***

Buy two or more pipes and receive an extra 10% off!

The crew.

Arlington, Texas:

101,763 people at AT&T Stadium witnessed area competitors of The Best In The Smoker’s World all fall into a pit of irrelevancy (again). The definition of insanity, as defined by the great Albert Einstein, is “doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result”. On this amazing Sunday, we took care of our competitors to retain our title as the best tobacco store in DeKalb County. Two vape stores, a gas station and another tobacco store down the street, that is owned by the infamous Doofus, remained in a level of obscurity.

So why do my competitors continue to come back for more by copying ideas and concepts from me? It’s because they aren’t innovative themselves. They copy everything I bring in my store because they know I am the best in the world. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Nobody would copy a loser. And my competitors are exactly that: losers. Especially you, the Doofus down the street. I know you’re reading this. I love it. “Match all prices, hundreds of new products!” All that hot garbage you keep spitting out to your customers. It doesn’t matter because you are a nobody. Face facts, Doofus. You aren’t even worthy of carrying my jock.

And for the rest of you competitors who just keep popping up all over town like a bad case of herpes, go eat your Booty-O’s. They make sure you ain’t booty.

Here are some photos from the weekend. Click on photos to enlarge. Enjoy!