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Saturday, January 23rd: Stop in and see us today before the snow arrives!

10:00 A.M. TO 6:00 6:15 P.M.

We’re open an extra 15 minutes tonight. The snow is on the way tomorrow. Stock up tonight and be set for the next day or two.

Smoke Odor Exterminator Sprays: Get rid of the smell of weed sooner than later!

There is a reason why we only carry one brand of candles and sprays. It’s because that one is the best. For nearly a decade, we have been an official retailer for Smoke Odor Exterminator.

There are a ton of different scents to choose from and they get the job done. And yes, many buy these products to get rid of the smell of weed in a house. But let me tell you, we get someone every now and then that comes in and stinks up the place with their body odor. Well, a few sprays around the store and the stench of someone not showering after a 48-hour cocaine binge is G-O-N-E! Amazing.

It’s great for the bathroom as well. If you’re about to eat Taco Bell, make sure to have some of this spray in your bathroom so you don’t piss off the ones living with you.

We have two displays full of these products. Check it out next time you’re in.

Kelly Pedersen of DeKalb came into our store and harassed one of our employees over refusal to wear a mask.

In this video, this woman came in and shouted expletives for a minute straight. When contacting Sycamore Police over this, they knew exactly who she was immediately because of her criminal history in the county. This woman is a fucking whacko. I am letting everyone know that if you run into this woman, do not engage in any type of contact. Do not involve yourself personally nor professionally with her. I ask all of you to share this post with anyone you know to make sure they don’t run into this disgusting excuse for a human.

If you check the DeKalb County Circuit Clerk’s online criminal records, you will see she has been arrested countless times in the last several years for offenses such as electronic harassment, disorderly conduct, driving on a sidewalk (yes, you read that right) and leaving the scene of an accident. She’s also had multiple orders of protections filed against her.

It’s really simple, folks. Do not come in and disrespect my employees for doing their jobs or I will make you famous. We are following the laws and keeping people safe. We’re not here for childish bullshit propaganda. We’re here to run a business.

Here’s a shocker: The Village Idiot Down The Street stole another one of our ideas with Delta 8 THC. Let’s lower our prices even more now.

I love Mr. Competitor. I never want him to go out of business because it gives all of you a comparison to see who’s products and prices are not only better, but how better treated you are when coming in. Delta 8 THC has been red hot. Of course, we were the first ones to get it nearly six months ago. Now, he’s on a mission to convince everyone that he’s the real winner and that his products are the greatest. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Let’s show you an example.

Delta 8 THC Dabs from us | $54.99 $42.99

Delta 8 THC Dabs from Doofus | $99~

Indeed. We lowered the price of Delta 8 THC Dabs $12 just to show that when you buy two from us, you only get one from him. And we all know who has the better product to begin with. You know where to find us.

Happy New Year. We will be closed January 1-3 to recharge the batteries and return January 4th.

*Note to customers who have made orders over the phone*

Please check your emails for tracking information. All orders will be shipped by Saturday, January 2nd.

We truly appreciate all the support you have given us. This past year wasn’t easy on any of us and we pray for better days in 2021. Thank you.

Rest In Paradise, Mr. Brodie Lee.

Exalted | adjective | placed at a high or powerful level; held in high regard

Truly, “The Exalted One.”

We’ll be closed on Christmas so Moe Fro can wait by the chimney to see if Santa has a PS5.

Well, Santa has something to do first before that.

The Holiday Sale gets underway December 17th!

Look at the deals The Tribal Chief has for you. From the 17th until the 31st, you can save more money. We are open Christmas Eve from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Keep in mind, we are closed for three days starting January 1st. Stock up now so you aren’t left out when New Year’s arrives.

Curbside pickup and free shipping on most products are available. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today.

Santa has his Naughty and Nice list out for 2020. Check it out below.

I have it on good authority that the ones who were nice are getting great gifts for the holidays. I asked Santa for a PlayStation 5.

For those who were naughty, Santa is out of coal due to a shortage. But don’t you worry. He has vowed to consume vast amounts of Taco Bell this holiday season to make sure he takes a shit in each and every one of your stockings. Enjoy!

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We will be closed January 1-3 for a break and re-open Monday, January 4th.

Greetings, everyone. As always, we want to send our appreciation to every one of you that have supported us all these years, especially this current one. We know it’s not easy for any of you and our gratitude is expressed even more.

As we have done the last several years, we are taking a break starting January 1st. With the upcoming New Year being on a Friday, we’ve decided to take the entire weekend off to re-charge. We will be closed that Friday, Saturday and Sunday and will start our New Year on Monday, January 4th. Our detailed holiday schedule is at the top of the website.

We urge all of you to stock up if needed beforehand. We will be open most of Christmas Eve and closed Christmas Day. We’ll post another reminder towards that time as well.

Thank you again for all of your support. We look forward to a better 2021 for all of us.