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Special thanks to the Northern Star for featuring us in their newspaper for the 4-20 Sale!

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The 4-20 Sale is here. Let’s go! (April 19-22)

Pipes/Hitter Boxes/Grinders/Vaporizers: 15% off

Detox products: 10% off

Smoke Odor Eliminator Sprays/Candles: $2 off

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The Best In The Smoker’s World: The Tobacco Store Re-Imagined

In this six-minute video, we send a message to our customers on what we do and what separates us from our competition. Enjoy.

***Credit to Vince for ideas on what to put in this video. Unlike our competition down the street, when we use someone else’s work, we cite our sources and don’t claim it’s ours.***

Hi, Mr. Competitor’s employee! Instead of coming in and saying hi, why did you drive off?

Ha. This is hilarious. Mr. Competitor doesn’t ever learn. He keeps trying to send his employees in our store to copy more of our ideas. This time, when he spotted my employee and I, he drove off in a hurry. And by the way, who in their right mind drives a mint-green car with red rims/interior like he’s some type of drag racing star? I have the answer: Someone who’s nickname starts with “D” and ends with the word “bag.” It’s only appropriate that he works for that weirdo.

Message to Mr. Competitor: I love you man. Just don’t come into my store to apologize for this “coincidence” or that you didn’t know he was coming by. We’ll post the video just like five years ago when you came into the old store ready to sob because your customers were leaving in droves for us.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Here are lab results of our Kratom and CBD herbs that are 100% pure, contain no chemicals, bacteria or synthetic materials.

Lab report showing our CBD Herb Extract contains no THC, mold or any foreign matter (synthetic)

With recent news of synthetic marijuana making the rounds after years of being non-existent, we wanted to assure our customers that what we sell is NOT synthetic marijuana. Our CBD Herb Extract derives from the actual marijuana plant and contains no Delta THC (the psychoactive component). For three years, we have sold CBD products that are pure hemp.

In addition, more false reports of Kratom are being out out there courtesy of the Freaking Dumb Asses (FDA). Just like a lot of stories on the internet, this is another example of “fake news”. We want to tell each and every one of you to stop reading outlets on these products. Instead, go to the source. That’s us at this store. Not crap like CNN or NPR, who both have posted false stories on Kratom recently.

Unlike our competition in the area, our Kratom and CBD products are factory-sealed and brand name. Our proof is in this posting for all of you to see with our lab reports. We carry 100% pure Kratom and CBD products. That’s how it’s been for all of these years. Stop in and see for yourself. Live too far? We give free shipping to 46 states on Kratom and all 50 for Cannabinoid Oil. 815-991-5955.

Kratom lab report: No salmonella, mold or listeria

Buyer Beware: All plain-colored 18650 vaporizer batteries sold by local and online markets are knock-offs.

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Sony? Samsung? LG?

Fact: None of those companies make 18650 batteries. Their logos are not on these batteries either. Check any of those websites and see for yourself if they even sell those batteries or not. We’ve been telling customers this for years. We have had several come in and tell us that the batteries they bought online or at local stores ended up frying their mods, causing them to not turn on at all. Some of them in the part where the batteries go were completely burnt out.

Fact: Our Conflict and Wulf-Mod 18650 Batteries are brand-name.

We only sell authentic, brand-name batteries. Our prices are very competitive with these types. Some people may come in and not know of the brand we sell and that’s fine. But one thing we can tell our customers is this: We don’t sell garbage here. If you do want garbage, however, there is an impostor store about a mile down the road that sells plenty of it. I am sure he’ll even throw it into a Hefty bag for you. Or as we learned a few weeks back, it’s a Ziploc bag.

For authentic brand-name batteries, we’ll see you here.

We will be closed Easter Sunday to let the bunnies smoke up and relax.

We will return with normal business hours on Monday, April 2nd. Happy Easter to all!