In March of last year, I brought in CBD e-liquids for a trial run because some colleagues in California were having success with these products in their stores and they urged me to at least buy some for mine. Later in the month when I was on vacation in San Francisco, I took some time to see for myself how well this stuff sold at their stores. I brought some back with me and it took off as we were making orders every two weeks.
“Cannabidiol (CBD) is a non-pyschoactive component of cannabis that has a wide range of therapeutic benefits. No propylene glycol is added, so it’s a natural product and is legal in all 50 states. CBD is available in e-liquids and edibles such as food and pills.”
See bottom of post for more on health benefits of CBD.
Now, I am proud to say we have brought in stronger CBD e-liquids, edibles and pills. We have various flavors of CBD E-Liquids in 150 MG and 300 MG. But the best news is this: If using a vaporizer isn’t your thing, we have edible pills and CBD food to take care of that. We present to you, CBD Peanut Butter and Honey.
CBD E-Liquids in 150 MG are $45.99 and the 300 MG run for $85.99. Pills vary by quantity.
Ladies and the gentleman, we invite you to come down to The Best In The Smoker’s World to try these products because the only place in DeKalb County to get them is here. Well, we are the only place carrying it until our idiot competitor down the street, known as “WCW Ted Turner”, copies another one of our ideas. That’s fine with us. Nobody copies a loser and thus, why we are the 14-time tobacco store champions. Often imitated, never duplicated.
We’ll see you here soon!
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So, if your father isn’t the Milk Man or even, dare I say, the Muffin Man, you’re only left with one choice: The Police Man.
Customers, I have to say, I wish I had carried One-Hit Wonder products way before I started carrying them in October. I’ve been kicking myself a bit. But, as the fighting champion that I am, I’ve continued to guarantee the lowest price on all of the One-Hit Wonder products.
Muffin Man – My Man – Rocket Man – Milk Man – And now, Police Man is here for only $55.99. That’s 180 ML for only $55.99, which is $4 less than the retail.
Just to show you how much cheaper this is than anywhere else, customers over the last few months have told me that our Doofus competitor in town charges about $80 for the same stuff. Let’s see, $55.99 from The Best There Is or $80 down the street from the tool who couldn’t locate his rear end if he had both of his hands and a map? This is a tough one. Wait, what’s that? “WE MATCH ALL PRICES.” – Yes, I am sure you do, wonder boy. But I am going to stick with Best In The Smoker’s World on this one.
We’ll see you here soon. And before I forget, are you located far away and want this shipped? Free shipping to all, so don’t hesitate to give us a call to make your order today. 815-991-5955
Oh, NIU students. Don’t you dare be sour! All because the competition is ripping you off doesn’t mean we follow suit. For 14 years, we have been your number one tobacco store. 14 years of being the champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County have taught us this: If isn’t broke, don’t fix it. Our methods, concepts and ideas have remained the same. So clap for your 14-time tobacco store champs and feel the power. It’s a New Day. Yes it is!
So here we go again by sticking it to our competition. What’s better than having the cheapest prices in town on all smoking products? Those same products being on sale. And that’s what we’re doing for our fifth annual Spring Break Sale from March 6th to March 15th. Don’t leave for Spring Break until you come see us. From March 6th to March 15th, we have sales on our glass pipes. Oh, and before I get to that, all vaporizers (pen-style and box mods) are 10% off during this time as well.
Our sales are as follows on glass pipes and water pipes:
Up to $25: 10% off
$25-$75: 15% off
$75-$100: 20% off
Above $100: 25% off
Can you believe that? If you buy any pipe above $100, you will automatically save $25 off the sticker price. Can the competition do that? If so, I have some swampland in Florida that I can sell you real cheap.
We’ll see you here from March 6th to March 15th.