Monthly Archives: December 2021

Happy New Year! We’ll be closed January 1st and 2nd and re-open on Monday, January 3rd.

Thank you for the support all of you have given us this year. It’s been a rough one for all of us and we appreciate it very much.

My employees have worked tirelessly the last several months and we are taking two days off to re-charge the batteries this weekend. We’ll start our new year on Monday, January 3rd.

***Customers who have placed phone orders on or before December 31st: Tracking numbers have been emailed. Thank you.***

We will be closed on Christmas to wait for Santa to give us our presents.

Why the sad face? We’ll be back Sunday with normal business hours. Our Holiday Sale will continue as well until the 31st. In the mean time, here is Santa’s “Naughty or Nice” list for DeKalb County this year.

Kept you waiting, huh? The Holiday Sale is here!

Why bother with socks and gift cards? It’s time to get a bong and put it under the tree this year. Two weeks of deals are coming your way. And remember, we’re closed January 1st and 2nd. Stop in beforehand to stock up and save money. We are open Christmas Eve from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. View the video and ad below to get all the details.

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Santa’s “Naughty or Nice” list for DeKalb County is out. Which side are you on?

Through methods that are totally not illegal, I, the owner, have obtained Santa’s list for 2021 of who has been naughty or nice.

Naughty list dwellers, Santa will leave piles of King Slash’s shit in every one of your stockings. Enjoy this gift, you classless clowns!

For those on the nice list, Santa loves you and I do as well. All of you will get what you asked for the most this year. Enjoy!

The reaction you have when finding out the Holiday Sale is coming (Details coming soon!)

We will be closed for four days in January.

Greetings to all.

We want to let everyone know that we are doing our usual break at the start of the year by closing January 1st and 2nd and returning on Monday, January 3rd. In addition, we will be closed Sunday, January 16th and Monday, January 17th.

We are open everyday except for Christmas in December and we encourage you to take advantage of that by stocking up so you aren’t left out on the days we are closed.

Thank you.