Through methods that are totally not illegal, I, the owner, have obtained Santa’s list for 2021 of who has been naughty or nice.
Naughty list dwellers, Santa will leave piles of King Slash’s shit in every one of your stockings. Enjoy this gift, you classless clowns!
For those on the nice list, Santa loves you and I do as well. All of you will get what you asked for the most this year. Enjoy!
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