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Through all of these years, so many customers have come through our doors and they ask me, “Muhammad, how do you continue to be The Best In The World?” Another question comes to mind is, “how are you always cheaper than everywhere else?” Well, right now, I am going to tell you all how I continue to be The King of Kings.

First, it’s tough being the Fro Dog. But somebody has to do it. It’s no secret that competitors want to be us. They do everything they can to do that, too. They read our website everyday. They send employees into our store to see what we’re doing and every time they find out we’re selling something new, they scramble all over the place to find the same product. I call that always finishing in second, or even third.

With that being said, here’s how I do it. It’s the shoes.

And yes, those are mine. That’s how I continue to be the best. You see where it says “Moe Fro” on one of them and “King of Kings” on the other? Exactly. So there you go, everybody. That’s my secret. Now, I bet my competitor, who many refer to him as “The Village Idiot”, tries to go out and buy a pair of shoes just like mine with the customization. What a turd.

There aren’t any shortcuts or lies here, folks. We tell it like it is. That’s why we have been the number one tobacco store in DeKalb County for nearly 14 years. We’ll see all of you here soon.

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Mr. Competitor, are you at it again?

E-Liquids added in the last month:

Vape The Rainbow (Skittles) – 32 ML – $25.99

Daze Selfie Sunday (Jolly Rancher Apple) – 15 ML – $12.99

Fruit Roll Up (Strawberry, Blueberry, Watermelon) – 30 ML – $19.99

We are the only place in DeKalb County selling premium brand Skittles, Jolly Rancher and Fruit Roll-Up e-liquids. Well, as always, we are the only place selling it until the WCW Ted Turner of tobacco store competitors down the street copies me again. I love it. It proves that we are winners because let’s face it, nobody would copy a loser.

Best In The Smoker’s World: Often imitated. Never duplicated.

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It’s in all-in-one box mod kit. Kangertech NeBox is a 60-watt box mod with temperature and voltage control. And the best part, you don’t need a separate box mod tank. Just put the battery in the tank and go. Two coils are included.

The only place to get it in Dekalb County is here, at Best In the Smoker’s World in Sycamore. Well, that is until that two-faced, Extra Terrestrial Doofus, who owns a similar store down the street copies another one of my product ideas. It’s quite amazing how competitors around us continue to do that. I buy a Ninja Turtles and Squirrel Pipe to advertise, he buys the same ones and advertises them two weeks later. Crazy, right?

Best In The Smoker’s World: Often imitated. Never duplicated.

We ship all of our vaporizer products for free. If you live too far, give us a call at 815-991-5955 to make an order today!

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After months of expanding our vaporizer division, we have now moved on to expanding the cigar division. Last year, we received a custom-built self serve humidor that a long time friend of yours truly put together. That, along with our showcase humidor has been the one-two punch that every other tobacco store in tobacco wishes they had when it comes to cigars.

Romeo Y Julietta products have been expanded. We have the mini’s in stock as well as the Reserva Real Toro. In addition, CAO Gold and CAO Variety Packs have arrived just in time for the holidays. Other gifts packs that we have carried are the Rocky Patel Edge Series.

If you’re reading this, you know exactly where to go. It’s right here. We’re north of the Portillo’s in Sycamore on the left. If the store doesn’t say Best In The Smoker’s World, you’re in the wrong place. Trust me on that one.

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