101,763 people at AT&T Stadium witnessed area competitors of The Best In The Smoker’s World all fall into a pit of irrelevancy (again). The definition of insanity, as defined by the great Albert Einstein, is “doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result”. On this amazing Sunday, we took care of our competitors to retain our title as the best tobacco store in DeKalb County. Two vape stores, a gas station and another tobacco store down the street, that is owned by the infamous Doofus, remained in a level of obscurity.
So why do my competitors continue to come back for more by copying ideas and concepts from me? It’s because they aren’t innovative themselves. They copy everything I bring in my store because they know I am the best in the world. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Nobody would copy a loser. And my competitors are exactly that: losers. Especially you, the Doofus down the street. I know you’re reading this. I love it. “Match all prices, hundreds of new products!” All that hot garbage you keep spitting out to your customers. It doesn’t matter because you are a nobody. Face facts, Doofus. You aren’t even worthy of carrying my jock.
And for the rest of you competitors who just keep popping up all over town like a bad case of herpes, go eat your Booty-O’s. They make sure you ain’t booty.
Here are some photos from the weekend. Click on photos to enlarge. Enjoy!