Hey, kids. Remember when your dad said you would be welcomed back home after college? Remember when he followed through on his word and let you live there for a while until you got a job? Well, now it’s time for you to show gratitude in return for this. Nothing says “thanks dad” more than a bong. We have plenty in stock for that special day. He doesn’t smoke? Well, tell him to start.
Fine. No bong? Then get some cigars. We have those as well along with accessories. It’s a good compromise. Just please, don’t be ridiculous and get him socks or a shirt from a department store. Do you want to be lame like everyone else or do you want to to be awesome? Take the latter and get him something from us.
There are a bunch of other things we also sell. But I’ll leave it right here. See you this week.