Here is an updated lab report showing that our factory-sealed, high-quality Kratom is 100% pure and contains no bacteria or chemicals.

Come on, Mr. Competitor. Copy this lab report like you copy everything else I do.

100 more samples of Kratom were tested in the middle of July. Not only do we have lab reports, ALL of our Kratom is factory sealed. We don’t open up packages and pour it into bags for you. Not only is that a health hazard, it’s illegal.

That being said, if you do want low-quality, high-priced Kratom that some weirdo will put into a Ziploc bag and thus, make you look like you’re carrying meth while you walk outside to your car, you’re in luck. There is an impostor store in the area that will be more than happy to do that for you. And while you’re at it, visit their backroom to get some swords and knives for the local Renaissance Fair. Too bad they don’t sell horses to go along with it. But, I digress.

Come in and see us today. Live too far away? Give us a call and we will ship our factory-sealed Kratom for free. 815-991-5955.

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