That time I stood up and pointed at the “The Big Guy” to tell him that Best In The Smoker’s World is the champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County…

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Put some pants on. And shop at The Best In The Smoker’s World!

The 11th Commandment states that “thou shall not shop at the competition”. When customers come in and say they have fallen victim to said, competition, we do what we do best by showing them who the real champion is.

With millions watching around the world on a certain network this past Sunday, I reminded even the toughest of men who we are and what we’re about. “The Big Guy” had his doubts. He said the competition is better. Well, what happened during this match? He lost. He lost the chance to win gold. The very next day, he was no longer competing as his contract was chosen not to be renewed. This was proof of what happens when people doubt us.

Best In The Smoker’s World is still the champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County. And that’s been the case for 14 years. As for the winner in this match, the following with all of the fans ensued: a standing ovation.

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“You the real MVP.”

Don’t just take it from me, the King of Kings. Take it from our many fans. We guarantee the lowest price on all box mod vaporizers, e-liquids and it’s accessories. And let’s not forget our selection of glass pipes, cigars and cigarettes. All of it is cheaper than anywhere in DeKalb County.

1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore is where you can find DeKalb County’s leader in tobacco and entertainment since 2002! We’ll see you here soon.

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3 responses to “That time I stood up and pointed at the “The Big Guy” to tell him that Best In The Smoker’s World is the champion of tobacco stores in DeKalb County…

  1. How do you get those seats at every pay-per-view and Raw? Those seats cost like $700. I just know everytime a show comes to Chicago, you get on TV. It’s hilarious. 🙂

  2. he’s the owner of Smoker’s World. Lol, if he wants those seats, all he has to do is tell them!

  3. Best In The Smoker's World

    Nope. I don’t know anybody nor have inside sources when it comes to sitting front/second row. I am just a fan like the rest. Some of the guys around me are regulars that I see at all the shows. We’re just super fans who’d rather pay for a show than rent. And besides, why pay rent when we can sit ringside, be on TV all night and act like buffoons? The superfans like myself agree.

    Thanks guys for the support. See you in the store. We’ll talk what’s going on these days in the world of WRASSLIN’.

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