It’s the last week of school for you students and before heading home for the summer, make sure to check out some of our specials this week.
Getting stressed out because of finals? I know what it’s like. I was a student at NIU many years ago. Students, we’ve been your choice for all things tobacco for the last 15 years.
Show your NIU I.D. to get 10% off any glass pipe or vaporizer. For you folks who live in C(r)ook County, don’t get ripped off by paying $10 for a pack of cigarettes. We are the lowest in DeKalb County on all cigarettes, so feel free to stock up.
And as always, we have plenty of vaporizers, e-liquids and accessories.
Best In The Smoker’s World is the name and 1565 DeKalb Ave. in Sycamore is the place to be!
The cigarette manufactures have done it again. Twice a year, major cigarette companies increase prices $0.80 per carton. That is a total of $1.60 per year that you will pay extra. The average price for a carton of cigarettes is near $70.
How does paying $10.50-$13.25 per carton sound to you? Or how about $38.49 for premium cigarettes that would normally cost you $77?
As it’s been from the beginning, we have your solution.
The Roll-Your-Own Division has been our backbone for all of these years. Our customers will tell you themselves how much money they save. If one smokes a carton a week, they spend anywhere from $42-$52 a month rolling their own from us. Buying a carton of Marlboro Red runs you almost $71. And that’s us selling those cheaper than anywhere else in town. $71 four times a month? That’s $284.
“But, it takes too much time!” – That is what some say. We have plenty of options for tobacco, tubes, machines and cases. With our Powermatic II Electric Machine, you can roll a carton in about an hour.
When you’re ready to save that much on cigarettes that have less chemicals in them, stop by and see us. We’ll show you your options up front and let you decide what route you want to take. 1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore, Illinois is where you can find DeKalb County’s leader in Roll-Your-Own, Best In The Smoker’s World.
Well, the logical choice would be to come into The Best In The Smoker’s World for the annual 4-20 Sale.
While in Orlando earlier in the month, my childhood fandom went full circle. When the seeds were planted of what is now The Best In The Smoker’s World 15 years ago, I attended my first ever show three weeks later in February of 2002. The site was the Rockford MetroCentre on a cold and rainy Tuesday Night. That very show, the man with me in the picture made a return to his roots, thus, his career going full-circle. It’s quite amazing how all of these things just come together.
Customers, feel free to create or complete your own circle with our annual 4-20 Sale. Starting Wednesday, April 19th until Friday, April 21st, we have a big sale that includes pipes, hitter boxes, grinders and vaporizers. Want more? We know that the following day, some of you may be getting a little exam from your places of employment. For the first time ever, we have a sale for those three days on detox products. All of the details for this sale are below. 1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore, Illinois is where you can find DeKalb County’s number one tobacco store 15 years and running.
All pipes below $25: 10% off
All pipes $25 and above: 15% off
All grinders, hitter boxes and vaporizers: 10% off
You can get the G-Priv Box Mod Kit from us for only $119.99. Buy authentic and local. Don’t risk buying a knock-off online. Free shipping is available to all. 815-991-5955 is the number to make an order today.
True story: Tuesday, April 11th, we had a customer come in asking for the G-Priv Box Mod Kit by Smok. When we told him the price of $119.99, he was shocked because he told us a certain competitor in town (the one who was rendered obsolete after failing to show up for a title shot in Orlando last week) was selling it for $150. Then, when we told him we would include batteries that are brand-name and not cheap, garbage knock-offs like competitors sell, he was even more happy that he gave us an opportunity. After purchasing the Gold-colored G-Priv from us that day, he now knows that he was getting ripped off by the competition.
Folks, don’t get let the same thing happen to you. When competitors tell you they “MATCH ALL PRICES”, shouldn’t that tell you that they are charging you way more to begin with? Shouldn’t they already be the best and cheapest?
Well, we have news for you: We have the word “Best” in the name of our business. We don’t have 14 different names for our store to make you think someone new is in charge. All of these years, there has been one owner in charge with the same name of his store. That’s how The King of Kings runs his business.
If we weren’t the best, we wouldn’t put it in our name. We have the best prices for the best products with the best customers. That’s what has made us the best in DeKalb County for 15 years. That’s The Best In The Smoker’s World. 1565 DeKalb Ave. in Sycamore, Illinois is the place to be. We’ll see you soon.
For the last two months, we have introduced CBD Crumble to our customers. A substance that can be used in a wax vape or oil rig, CBD Crumble has exceeded expectations by being more potent than the the normal wax and making less of a mess.
One gram of CBD Crumble Extract runs you $46.99. CBD Crumble is part of CBD-Kratom Central at Best In The Smoker’s World.
Free shipping is available. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today.
To the surprise of no one in a crowd of 75,245 people at the Citrus Bowl, Mr. Competitor down the street failed to show up for his title shot at Camping World Stadium on Sunday. Similar to the San Antonio debacle in January, Mr. Competitor had a chance to compete for the best tobacco store in DeKalb County in front of a record crowd and didn’t show up. When reached for comment on his Florida cell phone number, it went to voicemail.
The Orlando area is a place Mr. Competitor once called home. I am sure with the business he ran there, he probably copied all of their ideas, too. Maybe he was so embarrassed by this, that’s why he didn’t show up. Oh well.
Now, we can say Mr. Competitor will fade away and classify himself as obsolete. Instead of coming down to Orlando to take his medicine like a man, he hid from everyone. And for you, Mr. Competitor, take a look at the video below. That’s as close as you will ever get to the title of best tobacco store in DeKalb County. We will defend our title in the future against more worthy opponents.
Special thanks to the people at Wing Shack on Michigan Street in Orlando for hosting us Sunday afternoon. We thank them very much. Also, a shout out to Justin, Josh, Adam and Bill for making appearances. Before we forget, we’d like to thank BJ’s Roadhouse on International Drive for letting us stay past closing time on Friday night. It was a great weekend all-around.
Video is below. Enjoy! *Warning: A bit of foul language was used in this video. Viewer discretion is advised.*
I should have had an emphasis on the term “brand-name”. That’s because we only sell brand name e-liquids. We don’t sell garbage that competing stores sell where they slap a poorly-made label on e-juice that, for all we know, was probably made in a basement.
Our e-liquids are made by professionals in California. And with the best selection of e-liquids in the area, we are your destination.
One-Hit Wonder E-Liquids that we’ve been carrying for almost two years are here. With the new line of 90 ML packages that came out before Christmas, you are getting an amazing deal. Don’t want the 180 ML for $39.99? Feel free to get the 90 ML for only $27.99!
***Credit to Broken Matthew for ideas on making this video. Unlike the competition, when we get help on ideas, we don’t plagiarize. Instead, we cite our sources and give credit to the ones responsible.***
***Disclaimer: This interview was recorded on March 18th, 2017. The person interviewing the Broken King of Kings has been a journalist and professor in the Chicagoland area for the last ten years. We thank her for time and effort in this interview.***
Topics in this video include:
What he is doing to bring in remaining customers who still shop at the competition and not The Best In The Smoker’s World
Mr. Competitor
Brother Nero and the rest of the mere mortal family
Future of Best In The Smoker’s World and it’s goals moving forward
As every year goes for March Madness, we have the games on the store TV this weekend. We’ll be flipping through all four channels the games are airing on so you don’t miss much when you leave.
Mention this post on our website for 10% off any glass pipe or vaporizer between Thursday, March 16th and Sunday, March 19th. You must mention this ad to get the deal.