Well, just take a look at this. For the last few weeks, people around DeKalb County have been talking about this thing since I brought this awesome product into the store. It’s a bubbler for your blunt and the rips are endless.
The Martian Blunt Bubbler goes for $25.99. However, since I am The King of Kings, I have a special deal. Mention reading this article and you will get it for $20. That’s what we do here. We take care of our customers and save them money.
Best In the Smoker’s World at 1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C (Route 23) in Sycamore is the only place in DeKalb County to get the Martian Blunt Bubbler. Well, once again, we are the only place carrying this until Doofus down the street steals yet, another one of my ideas (if he hasn’t already). Even though he was rendered obsolete in Orlando two months ago, Doofus is still trying to make himself relevant by copying more of my ideas. I just wonder if he is going to continue to send texts to salespeople complaining about us selling stuff cheaper than anywhere else? We shall see!