Through all of these years, so many customers have come through our doors and they ask me, “Muhammad, how do you continue to be The Best In The World?” Another question comes to mind is, “how are you always cheaper than everywhere else?” Well, right now, I am going to tell you all how I continue to be The King of Kings.

First, it’s tough being the Fro Dog. But somebody has to do it. It’s no secret that competitors want to be us. They do everything they can to do that, too. They read our website everyday. They send employees into our store to see what we’re doing and every time they find out we’re selling something new, they scramble all over the place to find the same product. I call that always finishing in second, or even third.

With that being said, here’s how I do it. It’s the shoes.

And yes, those are mine. That’s how I continue to be the best. You see where it says “Moe Fro” on one of them and “King of Kings” on the other? Exactly. So there you go, everybody. That’s my secret. Now, I bet my competitor, who many refer to him as “The Village Idiot”, tries to go out and buy a pair of shoes just like mine with the customization. What a turd.

There aren’t any shortcuts or lies here, folks. We tell it like it is. That’s why we have been the number one tobacco store in DeKalb County for nearly 14 years. We’ll see all of you here soon.

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Mr. Competitor, are you at it again?

E-Liquids added in the last month:

Vape The Rainbow (Skittles) – 32 ML – $25.99

Daze Selfie Sunday (Jolly Rancher Apple) – 15 ML – $12.99

Fruit Roll Up (Strawberry, Blueberry, Watermelon) – 30 ML – $19.99

We are the only place in DeKalb County selling premium brand Skittles, Jolly Rancher and Fruit Roll-Up e-liquids. Well, as always, we are the only place selling it until the WCW Ted Turner of tobacco store competitors down the street copies me again. I love it. It proves that we are winners because let’s face it, nobody would copy a loser.

Best In The Smoker’s World: Often imitated. Never duplicated.

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It’s in all-in-one box mod kit. Kangertech NeBox is a 60-watt box mod with temperature and voltage control. And the best part, you don’t need a separate box mod tank. Just put the battery in the tank and go. Two coils are included.

The only place to get it in Dekalb County is here, at Best In the Smoker’s World in Sycamore. Well, that is until that two-faced, Extra Terrestrial Doofus, who owns a similar store down the street copies another one of my product ideas. It’s quite amazing how competitors around us continue to do that. I buy a Ninja Turtles and Squirrel Pipe to advertise, he buys the same ones and advertises them two weeks later. Crazy, right?

Best In The Smoker’s World: Often imitated. Never duplicated.

We ship all of our vaporizer products for free. If you live too far, give us a call at 815-991-5955 to make an order today!

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After months of expanding our vaporizer division, we have now moved on to expanding the cigar division. Last year, we received a custom-built self serve humidor that a long time friend of yours truly put together. That, along with our showcase humidor has been the one-two punch that every other tobacco store in tobacco wishes they had when it comes to cigars.

Romeo Y Julietta products have been expanded. We have the mini’s in stock as well as the Reserva Real Toro. In addition, CAO Gold and CAO Variety Packs have arrived just in time for the holidays. Other gifts packs that we have carried are the Rocky Patel Edge Series.

If you’re reading this, you know exactly where to go. It’s right here. We’re north of the Portillo’s in Sycamore on the left. If the store doesn’t say Best In The Smoker’s World, you’re in the wrong place. Trust me on that one.

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October 22nd –  November 1st

Glass pipes

Up to $25: 10% off

$25-$50: 15% off

$50 and up: 20% off

Water pipes

Up to $50: 10% off

$50-$110: 15% off

Above $110: 20% off

All vaporizers and accessories: 10% off

Kratom: $5 off every 30 grams

CBD E-LiquidS: $25.99 or 2 for $39.99

***CUSTOMERS LIVING OUTSIDE OF OUR AREA*** WE GIVE FREE SHIPPING ON ALL OF THESE PRODUCTS. NO MINIMUM ORDER. GIVE US A CALL AT 815-991-5955!

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Just when you think things could get any better here, we do it again. We already talked about the e-liquids we received back in September with Cosmic Fog and Doh’Nuts. Now, say hello to Snap E-Liquids. For you folks who are my age with nostalgia from the 80’s and 90’s, Snap will take you back in time to your childhood. You know what I am talking about. Those good old days, where you head to the local grocery store and buy yourself some delicious Snapple tea? Well, it’s available in e-liquids now.

Snap is only available in 30 ML bottles but that means you just get more to enjoy. Our price is $23.99 but if you mention this ad, you will get $3 off every bottle. Flavors are Kiwi Strawberry, Peach Iced Tea and Apple Snap.

It’s only here at Best In The Smoker’s World. Stop on in today. And don’t forget, we give free shipping on all orders. Give us a call at 815-991-5955.

With Halloween approaching, we have are getting in some of the newest pipes with more on the way. We have signed on with with a company from North Carolina that supplies scientific water pipes. We have bought a few just to see how they go. In addition, more novelty pipes such as animals and my personal favorite, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pipe featuring Leonardo, are here. What sucks is that my favorite one is Donatello and they don’t have him. But Leo is cool, too.

And don’t forget, for you folks living outside of our area, we ship products like these for free. Give us a call at 815-991-5955.

Stop on by to see them in person. Pictures are below.

So, a turtle and a squirrel walk into a cigarette store…

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Oh, baby. The Best In The Smoker’s World has risen to higher levels once again. This, the LoKi, is the first ever box mod that has temperature control, while handling both dry blends and concentrate oils. I cannot believe it either folks. We’ve had so many vaporizers that just do dry but one that does both? You won’t find it anywhere else around here. We are The Best In The Smoker’s World and we are the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

The LoKi retails at $129.99. If you mention this post to us, you will get it for $99.99. Live far? I have good news. We ship for free. That’s anything in this store that isn’t tobacco or cigarettes. We ship vaporizers, e-liquids, pipes, grinders, detox and kratom. Give us a call at 815-991-5955. For the rest of you, we’ll see you here soon.

Yes, I know. Some of you customers love our products and prices so much, that you just want to dance like The New Day. See below.

As you see in the picture, I am selling my Bears/Raiders tickets for this Sunday. These are part of my season tickets and since the Bears suck, I have been selling off the rest of the season’s home games. I already sold the remaining home games later in the year. That’s what happens when the Bears torture you. I can’t take the pain anymore. It’s time for someone else to feel the misery.

My seats are located in Section 348, Row 12 – Face value is $85 a piece after taxes for a total of $170.  If you have an offer, I may consider it but please understand, I have season tickets and pay a lot up front. This game does not include the parking pass as I gave it to a buddy of mine at the previous game.

If you want these tickets, you’ll have to come in and see us. These tickets will be available until Friday. Once we close Friday, I’ll be out of town for the weekend and my employees won’t be able to help you. Thanks everybody.

Mr. Competitor, we’re watching you.

Are you reading this right now? If so, The King of Kings has a deal for you. From now, until September 30th, buy any glass pipe above $25 and receive 10% off. You read that right. Any glass pipe above $25, whether it’s a chillum, bowl or water piece and you will get 10% off.

You must mention our website and the sale to get this deal. It’s only available to you for reading this site. This is available until September 30th. We’ll see you here soon!