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Here is something for many of you to enjoy. The Vitamin Vape contains no nicotine and no tobacco. Just pure B-12 that you can vape. 14 servings for approximately over 100 puffs are packed into one disposable vape.

At just $14.99, The Vitamin Vape is sold exclusively here in DeKalb County. That’s for now anyway. It has come to my understanding that the accupuncture boy down the street is ready to snort out another one of my ideas like he’s done for the last seven years. He must be very paranoid these days. Science tells me that nose candy does that to people. Let’s just be happy and stick with natural stuff such as The Vitamin Vape.

Look folks, I don’t like this mask requirement anymore than you do. Unfortunately, we have laws and need to follow them while keeping everyone safe. However, this dingleberry decided to shout expletives at one of our employees like it was their fault. If anybody knows who this is, let him know he is a tool.

I will also reiterate that if you do not want to wear a mask, we understand it. That’s why we offer curbside as well. You can call ahead or simply open the door and ask us to get what you need. If you act like an anus and disrespect my employees, you will get your actions posted on here for everyone to see.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

The vaporizer market is oversaturated. It’s been that way for almost a decade. Whether it’s vaporizer kits themselves, tanks, coils or e-liquids, it can be too much. Disposable vapes are a major part of that.

If you are as annoyed as I have been with the amount of disposable vapes on websites and in other stores, then stop in and see us. We will gladly explain to you why we only carry three brands.

Over 20 different flavors are available between the the three brands. When you want one, we will be here waiting for you.

It’s a full week of deals to get ready for the summer. We’re giving more money off select items as a thanks to all of you for your support during these tough times. We are also open Memorial Day from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Keep in mind, we give free shipping with most products. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today. Click on the ad below for more details. We’ll see the rest of you here.

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It’s one thing to price gouge during tough times. It’s another to price gouge for years. That’s what our competitors are doing and we have more proof.

New customers have came in recently talking about Bad Drip e-liquids being sold for much more than other places. One even said the conspiracy theorist down the street was charging about $25 for it. Another place is around $21. Our price? $16.99. And that’s for both regular and salt liquids.

And if you’re needing a vape, pods or coils, we have most in stock and at the guaranteed lowest prices in the area. The 11th Commandment states that “Thou shall not shop at the competition.” Stop in and save some of that money you would throw away elsewhere.

This is due to state requirements that began May 1st. We must abide by the law. If you do not have a mask, we have limited amounts that can be given out (one per customer). We also provide curbside assistance if you aren’t comfortable with that.

Please understand that we’re trying to be on the safe side of things as well. We’ve had a few already act like ass clowns by giving us an attitude about it. Really, you won’t hurt our feelings when you yell “YOU JUST LOST MY BUSINESS” like one turd did already when he refused to put one on. Our advice to you is simple: Don’t be an ass clown.

Thank you.

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Customers: This is our thanks to you during these tough times. All of you have been ahead of the curve by social distancing yourselves from our competition the last 18 years. In the past, it was just a few days of this sale. This year, it’s two full weeks starting April 15th. Click on the ad in this post to get all of the details. Free shipping is available for most products. Call us at 815-991-5955. See you here.

Thank you for being the voice of my childhood.

“AND NEWWWWW…DEKALB COUNTY TOBACCO STORE CHAMPION…THE BEST IN THE SMOKER’S WORRRLLLLDDDD!” – Fink, 2002

Don’t you dare be sour. We’ll be back on Monday with normal business hours so you can feel the power. “It’s a new day, yes it is!”

There is no catch. There are no jokes. This is as real as real can be. The Great Froholio was at two grocery stores the other day and saw absolutely no tee pee for his bunghole. Likewise for hand sanitizer. Limit two per customer per day. More will be arriving by the 15th.

Anti-septic liquid hand sanitizer – $4.99

Toilet paper individually-wrapped rolls – $1.49 or 2 for $2.