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Over the last several weeks, many people have called saying they can’t find us. You would think with Google’s *amazing* technology, that they would pinpoint our location.

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http://www.smokersworld.org/cbd

Ever since he was a puppy many years ago, it was King Slash’s destiny to assist The King of Kings. From giving advice to having vivid premonitions to let us know that the enemies were close, he’s done it. He even barked to warn me that the unknown number on my phone was the obsolete mule known as Brother Nero in Wisconsin. I politely declined the call and blocked him. That’s a smart friend. “312-970…DELETED!  YESSSSSSSS……..”

So, what keeps Slash so sharp? It’s the CBD Pet Treats that we have been selling for the last three years. When given one, he tends to be more relaxed in preparation to bite the faces off evil people like our competitors or Brother Nero’s who try to come into the store. They won’t make it out in one piece.

But if you are a someone spending your hard-earned money here, he will greet you with a wagging tail and beg to be petted. These treats also help his digestive system so when I send him to the neighbor’s yard to do his business, it’s easier to pick up. In four different flavors, peanut butter is his favorite. It’s also available in chicken, salmon and bacon.

Don’t want to give your pet the treats? We also have tincture oil and water for them. As always, we give free shipping on all CBD products. Call us at 815-991-5955.

http://www.smokersworld.org/cbd

CBD is everywhere, especially in DeKalb County. Gas stations, dollar stores and other smoke shops all have it now. For all I know, you can probably pick CBD up at a muffler shop these days. I know. It can be overwhelming. Oversaturation of products can do that.

Since 2015, we’ve had CBD products of the highest quality. What started out as a small display case has now turned into an entire four-foot showcase full of all types.

Not all CBD is the same. Many places can’t or won’t offer lab reports. We have posted results on our website over these years countless times. Check the archives for proof.

We’ll be here waiting for you. Live too far? We give free shipping. Call us at 815-991-5955.

And it’s easier than ever these days. We have two different types of electric machines that can roll you entire carton in an hour. The average carton of cigarettes is now over $80 in the state of Illinois with the recent tax hike. When you roll your own, the average is between $10 and $15.

We have electric machines in stock. Buy one, take it home and find out for yourself how simple and effective this is. You want to pay $80 for a carton of cigarettes or $12? Do the math and see how much you can save in any given period.

https://smokersworld.org/roll-your-own/

When you’re ready, we’ll be here.

http://www.smokersworld.org/kratom

Four different brands. Over 15 strains. Our competitors can’t show lab reports to their Kratom. We can and we do.

Another advantage that you get when you buy from us? Our Kratom is factory-sealed. Many other stores just have their product in jars and scoop them out for you. We’ve had Kratom in many different brands since 2009.

Questions? Come in and see us.

Want it shipped? Call us at 815-991-5955. Please note, we cannot ship to Wisconsin, Indiana, Arkansas and Alabama.

Six days of savings are coming right at you. We will be closed on July 4th. Stock up beforehand.

Pipes above $25: 15% off

All cigars: 10% off

Grinders/Hitter boxes: 15% off

Vaporizers: 10% off

Looking for some extra work? We’re looking for a responsible adult who has a flexible schedule and doesn’t mind working evenings and weekends. Must live close by or have reliable transportation. For more information, come in and talk to us.

That being said, do NOT come in and talk to us if the following characteristics apply to you:

• Your mom still does your laundry.
• You don’t know basic arithmetic.
• You had to Google the definition of “arithmetic.” 
• You call off work often.
• You complain about not having enough hours and when you are given more, you complain about having to work.

It’s happened. The scumbags in Springfield approved of new tax increases on both cigarettes and vaporizers. Four weeks from this post, things will be changing drastically in this state and in our store. This is your notice to stock up in whatever way you desire before these new laws kick in.

All customers: Packs of cigarettes will cost $1 more starting July 1st. Vaporizers and e-liquids will also cost more.

18-20 year olds: You will not be able to purchase tobacco or vaporizer products from us. That includes pipes and grinders. You will, however, still be allowed in our store if you are buying detox, Kratom, CBD, candles/sprays and incense sticks.

Unfortunately, we have to abide by the laws. The silver lining to this is that we will be stocking up big time during this month to help you out. If you have any other questions, you can come in and talk to us.