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Per our business attorneys:

Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. (or sometimes herein Smoker’s World) has ran lawfully under federal and Illinois laws since 2002. Financial institutions cannot use information from this website nor any other site pertaining to existing or non-existing accounts without written, notarized consent of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. or Smoker’s World.

Permission to use any information pertaining to decisions regarding banking, credit card processing or investments of any nature must be granted a written and notarized consent letter from management or owners of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. or Smoker’s World. Institutions listed are not allowed to contact Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. by any means nor take pictures, texts and other information from websites, news’ outlets or social media pages pertaining to information that is being sought after.

Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. is not a marijuana dispensary of any kind. Vaporizers and standalone e-liquids are legal both under federal and Illinois law. CBD and all other products located at 1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore, Illinois are legal both under federal and Illinois law.

Any financial institutions such as banks, credit unions, credit card processing companies and investment firms contacting employees, management or owners of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. in regards to existing or non-existing accounts is not permissible. By contacting Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. or Smoker’s World and imitating an actual consumer is unlawful and subject to legal action under federal codes.

Termination of existing financial or merchant accounts of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC., Smoker’s World or any other name associated with 1565 DeKalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore, Illinois for reasons other than proven illegal practices under federal and/or Illinois laws is unlawful under federal codes of discrimination and therefore, subject to legal action.

Shall accounts be terminated unlawfully, financial institutions hereby agree to cover all revenue losses of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. along with court costs and legal fees due to legal action taken by owner(s) of Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. Fees and losses shall be reimbursed to Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. until any and all resolutions are reached.

Resolutions include, but are not limited to the following: Allowing to use a merchant account for credit processing with a written affidavit allowing Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. to operate without conflict of any lawful type and reimbursement of revenue losses during period(s) where credit card processing isn’t available.

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As it goes every quarter or so, we get an updated lab report on Kratom we sell. This lab report shows that there are no chemicals, yeast or mold and is 100% pure (received on February 11th). 

As it’s been documented to this point, our local competitors have never posted lab results of their Kratom on their websites. We do every few months after batches are tested.

Live outside the area? Give us a call at 815-991-5955 to make an order today. Please note, we cannot ship to the states of Wisconsin, Indiana, Vermont, Alabama and Arkansas. That’s because those five states have a history of lawmakers who sleep with their sisters and thus, don’t want to live normal lives.

Naked – VGod – I Love Salts and many more. We have different brands of salt e-liquids in varying flavors and nicotine levels. All of it is $16.99. You will not find brand name e-liquids in DeKalb County any cheaper than this. We’ll see you soon.

If you get decide to get the usual chocolates and flowers for Valentine’s Day, don’t be upset at anyone but yourself when you’re in the dog house with your loved one. We’ve seen this too many times with others over the years. Be original. See us for amazing gifts. A bong is a much more impressive gift than socks.

Six days of deals are staring you right in the face. This sale starts Monday, February 10th. And if you are a procrastinator, we’re giving you the day after Valentine’s Day as well to get something for that special person. If I were you though, I’d stop wasting time. Click on the ad in the post to enlarge. See you here.

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http://www.smokersworld.org/kratom

O.P.M.S. Gold. We have it in packs of two and five in capsules and in 8.8 ml tincture bottles. We started carrying this brand back in 2016 and the feedback was great from the start.

We carry four different brands of Kratom and have the largest selection of the best quality in Illinois. Come in and see us to try some out to see what suits you the most.

With over 40,000 people expecting a four-store elimination match to see which tobacco store is champion of DeKalb County, three of those competitors didn’t show up. Which one did? If you guessed Best In The Smoker’s World, you are correct.

We have a few places to thank in Houston for hosting a few of us who met up together for the weekend. Mia Bella Trattoria, Guadalajara Del Centro (amazing fajitas), McCormick and Schmick’s, House of Blues for their great burgers and III Forks Steakhouse. We appreciate all of you putting up with us. We will see you in the future.

Mr. Competitor down the street – CBD Monster (In another store down the street) – Wannabe boys on Lincoln Highway in DeKalb: I know you all are watching this. How else would you get all of these ideas for your store? Well, I have a special message for you three clowns and really, any other competitor who wants some of this. This is for you. Enjoy.

Powermatic II is awesome. But the Powermatic III? Even better.

We are near the same price that even Amazon has this for. That should tell you how great our prices are. The retail is $299.99. We sell it for $249.99 and it’s worth every penny. We have plenty in stock after a long shortage. Check the video out and see for yourself how much quicker your cigarettes can be made.