April 2nd, 2017 – Orlando, Florida
To the surprise of no one in a crowd of 75,245 people at the Citrus Bowl, Mr. Competitor down the street failed to show up for his title shot at Camping World Stadium on Sunday. Similar to the San Antonio debacle in January, Mr. Competitor had a chance to compete for the best tobacco store in DeKalb County in front of a record crowd and didn’t show up. When reached for comment on his Florida cell phone number, it went to voicemail.
The Orlando area is a place Mr. Competitor once called home. I am sure with the business he ran there, he probably copied all of their ideas, too. Maybe he was so embarrassed by this, that’s why he didn’t show up. Oh well.
Now, we can say Mr. Competitor will fade away and classify himself as obsolete. Instead of coming down to Orlando to take his medicine like a man, he hid from everyone. And for you, Mr. Competitor, take a look at the video below. That’s as close as you will ever get to the title of best tobacco store in DeKalb County. We will defend our title in the future against more worthy opponents.
Special thanks to the people at Wing Shack on Michigan Street in Orlando for hosting us Sunday afternoon. We thank them very much. Also, a shout out to Justin, Josh, Adam and Bill for making appearances. Before we forget, we’d like to thank BJ’s Roadhouse on International Drive for letting us stay past closing time on Friday night. It was a great weekend all-around.
Video is below. Enjoy! *Warning: A bit of foul language was used in this video. Viewer discretion is advised.*
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