We will be closed January 1st and 2nd for a break and re-open January 3rd.

Greetings,

First, I know what I am about to say has become a routine, but I truly mean it. We appreciate all of the support you have given us. 2019 will be my 17th year in this business and it’s just amazing that I am still doing this. I couldn’t have asked for a better situation.

I’ve had this conversation with many of you who have come in to the store that there are times where I am burnt out. It’s not often myself or my employees get much time off around the holidays. For the first decade or so, I never really opened up on holidays. The last few, that hasn’t been the case with ones such as Labor, Memorial and Independence Day. Needless to say, it’s time to take a step back.

There are four others who work for me and I do ask a lot from them when things are hectic, which is often. While it’s never something they can’t handle, they work very hard here and care about this place. Time off is something that they are rewarded with and are happy to take. After all, they put up with me on a daily basis.

The last two years, we were closed three days at the start of the year. This coming year, we’ll only be closed the first two. We will re-open January 3rd with normal business hours. Before the New Year, we will have extended hours around Christmas and up until we are closed for that break. Stay tuned to the website for those details.

As mentioned in the past, we urge you all to stock up before these days to make sure you have enough to get by. Last year, I remember coming back with seeing roughly 40 missed calls on the store phone along with a couple of people knocking on the door when clearly, the lights and open signs were off. This is a month’s notice that we will be closed for two days. Do not say we didn’t tell you. Not even the haunted ghosts in the back of our store will be able to open up the door on those two days. Here’s our notice and we’ll have this up in the store as well. We will be open every day except for Christmas in December.

Thank you very much again for understanding. I seriously cannot thank each and every one of you enough for the support. Some of you I’ve known since the early days back in 2002 across the street from The Junction on Lincoln Highway and in 2004, next to it. It’s been a long time and it’s very much appreciated. 2019 should be dandy.

Gratitude,

Muhammad Mustafa – Owner

We will be closed on Thanksgiving to let the surviving turkeys fly away.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. Thank you very much for your support.

The Black Friday Weekend Sale is on the way! (November 23-26)

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Why would we make you get up at 3:00 a.m. to camp out just mere hours after eating a bird? Why would we even bother working on a holiday like most places make their employees do these days?

We’re not like that here. The Black Friday Weekend starts on Black Friday. Want better news? We’ll be open an extra hour Friday, Saturday and Sunday. What’s more? This sale will be extended one extra day to Monday, November 26th. How do you like me now?

Happy Thanksgiving to all and we’ll see you here for this sale.

Let the Candy King reign supreme!

Ever since we brought Candy King E-Liquids into our store many months back, customers are loving it. Not only the flavors, but the price. As always, we only carry brand name e-liquids. We have both the regular and salt e-liquids in stock with various flavors. Come on in and check it out!

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The Halloween Sale begins Friday, October 26th!

“Do you have any deals going on?”

That’s a question we get nearly every day. First, you already get a deal just by shopping here rather than going to the competition. That’s an automatic savings. Now, we’re giving you six days for the Halloween Sale to save even more money.

This always happens when someone comes in a week after a sale ends asking us what sales we have going on. This is more than enough notice. You have no excuses, folks. It’s not our fault if you miss out. We’re open normal hours during these sales’ days. We’ll see you here.

Pipes above $25: 15% off

Vaporizers above $35: 10% off

Grinders/Dugout Boxes: 10% off

CBD Flower: 10% off

(Our reaction everytime we steal away a new customer from Doofus down the street)

I love that idiot. High prices, garbage products and “I CAN CUT YOU A DEAL” antics on customers who have no interests whatsoever in what he’s trying to sell. That’s a recipe for someone getting in their car and driving a mile North on 23 to us. Amazing.

We’ll take care of you here. No hassling. No following you all over the store. No goofy sales’ pitches while jumping all over the place either. Come in, get what you need and we’ll see you the next time. Simple, right?

My experience using CBD Oil.

http://www.smokersworld.org/cbd

We have an entire showcase of CBD products as we have doubled our inventory in the last year. All of our CBD is the same. It just comes down to the type you want to try. Tincture? Edible? Vape? Flower? We have it all here. Stop on by or call us to have it shipped. 815-991-5955.

Message to The Nefarious Brother Nero In Wisconsin: You will fade away and classify yourself as OBSOLETE.

“You have been DELETED. But I know what you will do next. You will adopt a pseudonym and re-open the compound on Lincoln Highway in DeKalb with your dastardly father of the mere mortal family, MEEK MAHON!”

The crap Mr. Competitor down the street takes in his pants after seeing this will be one of “EPIC” proportions!

Sure, we have the Juul in stock. We’ve had it for a long time. Now, say hello to the Epic by Jak. Similar to the Juul, it’s cheaper and deemed by many as better than it’s competitor.

Mr. Competitor down the street has had a habit of getting roided up while copying all of our product ideas and slogans over the last five years. With the Epic Vape, we aren’t just giving him a taste of his own medicine. We’re giving him the whole damn bottle.

You can get the Epic right here at our store and for cheaper than our local competition. Come check it out.

Trust the store that’s been carrying the highest quality of Kratom products in Illinois since 2009!

See the chart below above for all of the options on our Kratom. More strains in kilos have also been added. Don’t get ripped off by the local competition by buying products that aren’t factory-sealed. They can’t even hold a candle up to us. Our Kratom is lab-tested, factory-sealed and most importantly, effective. Can’t make it in? Give us a call at 815-991-5955. We ship to 46 states.