(Our reaction everytime we steal away a new customer from Doofus down the street)

I love that idiot. High prices, garbage products and “I CAN CUT YOU A DEAL” antics on customers who have no interests whatsoever in what he’s trying to sell. That’s a recipe for someone getting in their car and driving a mile North on 23 to us. Amazing.

We’ll take care of you here. No hassling. No following you all over the store. No goofy sales’ pitches while jumping all over the place either. Come in, get what you need and we’ll see you the next time. Simple, right?