The Fat Guy in Springfield and his friends are trying to raise the cigarette tax by a substantial amount. Let’s stop it now!

Want to pay $1 more a pack for cigarettes? How about 64% on loose tobacco, cigars and vaporizer products? That’s what scumbag John Cullerton wants to do.

http://www.senatorcullerton.com/contact-us

Contact him and tell him it’s a stupid idea. In 2012, governor Pat Quinn did it and they didn’t get nearly as much revenue as they projected. This is going to hurt businesses like mine even more. Raising taxes isn’t the answer. Contact this scumbag and tell him he’s a clown for thinking this is going to work.

Here is an updated lab report showing our Kratom is pure with no chemicals or bacteria.

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http://www.smokersworld.org/kratom

Since 2009, we have been Illinois’ home for the best selection of Kratom products. Our Kratom is factory-sealed, lab-tested and effective. Can our competition say the same?

I’ll give you a hint: No. Instead, some of our local ones like to scoop it out of a jar and hand it to you in a Ziploc bag. But hey, if you want to buy Kratom from the crackhead down the street and look like you’re carrying a bag of heroin while you head out the door, knock yourself out. We prefer to be more sanitary at this place.

Don’t risk going online or to our local competition. Just seeing this lab report should give all you need to know about what you’re getting from us. Not many others do this. If a price looks good online, it’s too good to be true. We’ve seen this story too many times. Live too far and want it mailed? We ship Kratom to 46 states. Give us a call at 815-991-5955 to make an order today.

“Have a nice day!”

Get your Stigs here for cheaper than anywhere else in DeKalb County.

$17.99/Three-Pack

Various brands and flavors

Stop in today!

Stop in and try our new strains of CBD Herb Extract!

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We’ll be closed on Easter to let the bunnies roam freely.

Don’t worry, though. We’ll back with normal business hours on Monday starting at 9:00 a.m.

4/20 is coming. Get your festivities going with us. (April 19th and 20th)

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Two days. That’s all you have for the 4/20 Sale. Friday and Saturday. We’re closed Easter Sunday. Check out the details in the ad.

Free shipping is available. Call us at 815-991-5955.

Many thanks are in order for the fine folks in New York City for their hospitality last weekend.

Another successful title defense occurred for us as our local competitors failed to answer the call in New York. Our competitor down the street as well as the weirdos on Lincoln Highway will continue to copy our ideas, but don’t even want to show up for a shot at the DeKalb County Tobacco Store Championship. The sold out crowd of over 82,000 people waited all seven hours for nothing. 17 years and still the best: The Best In The Smoker’s World.

First, a shout out to Oshere (pictured with me above), who came all the way from Tel Aviv, Israel to hang out with us for the festivities. He’s a good friend. Enjoy the chair, my brother!

Gratitude goes out to 2 Bros. Pizza, Turkish Cuisine on 9th Ave., Dos Toros Tacos and Dorrians in Jersey City for hosting us throughout the five-day period. We’ll see you all in the future.

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Message to 18-20 year olds: Starting July 1st, you can go to war or vote for the people who put you there in the first place. But don’t you dare try to buy a bong from me!

You read that right, kids. The fat guy in Springfield signed the law that makes it 21 for you to buy any smoking/vaping product from us and in the state of Illinois. July 1st is the day it begins. That’s just under 90 days.

We ask that you stock up if needed as time gets closer. I’ve already spoken to my employees on this matter. We have to abide by the laws, as stupid as they may be. This is your notice right now that you have until July 1st to see us. If you are not 21 by July 1st, you will not be allowed to purchase anything from us outside of detox products, incense sticks, Kratom and CBD (as long as isn’t herb or e-liquid).

It’s not just the e-liquids. It’s also vaping devices and parts for them. We cannot sell those to you if you are 18-20 on July 1st.

“Hi, I’m J.B. Pritzker. Not only did I just raise the age to 21 in Illinois for tobacco, but I also eat my own ass.”