We are hiring.

Looking for some extra work? We’re looking for a responsible adult who has a flexible schedule and doesn’t mind working evenings and weekends. Must live close by or have reliable transportation. For more information, come in and talk to us.

That being said, do NOT come in and talk to us if the following characteristics apply to you:

  • Your mom still does your laundry.
  • You don’t know basic arithmetic.
  • You had to Google the definition of “arithmetic.” 
  • You call off work often.
  • You complain about not having enough hours and when you are given more, you complain about having to work.

One response to “We are hiring.

  1. Excellent. i would add; “Can’t follow instructions.”

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