Employee Of The Month

Statement on media outlets reporting illnesses due to vaporizers.

We’ve received tons of questions in the last few weeks with what’s being reported in the news.

With all the idiots getting reported about in the news, we will say that it’s not because of Juul or any other flavored vaporizer that these people are getting sick. The reason these dumbass kids are claiming it’s that is because they don’t want their mommies/daddies knowing they were vaping marijuana cartridges. The media, as usual, will either not say this or is misinformed. They won’t answer my emails either.

We’ve been selling vape products and e-liquids for over 11 years. How is this all of a sudden killing people?

What’s happening is that the black market is selling THC-filled cartridges filled with pesticides and acetone as a way to save costs and make more money. Because a lot of people are cheap asses and don’t want to go to a dispensary, they resort to the black market to get these things. In turn, they don’t want others knowing about it, so they blame it on companies like Juul for getting them sick. The THC cartridges that are being laced is the stuff that’s killing people and not Juul or any of the vaporizers and e-liquids with/without nicotine. 

As far as the lawsuits are concerned, blame the parents for not using birth control and thus, bringing these clowns into the world that they can’t control. That’s not MY problem. That’s on the parents. Because of this, reputations for credible stores such as mine get thrown into the mix. People I’ve never seen are now coming in the store, pointing at CBD or vapes and ignorantly asking me, “IS THIS THE STUFF THAT THE NEWS IS SAYING IS KILLING PEOPLE?”

All of our e-liquids sold are lab-tested and brand name. It’s not the garbage you see in other vape shops that are being made in someone’s basement. Our e-liquids are made by professionals. Can vaping actual e-liquids and ones that are not laced with pesticides cause problems down the road? It may be. Again, however, we’ve sold vape products for over 11 years. How is this all of a sudden a problem now?

We’ll say the same thing we’ve said for many years in regards to all of our products: BUYER BEWARE. If you don’t want any issues like what you’re seeing in the news, go to a marijuana dispensary instead of on the street. If you don’t want garbage products that are usually sold in smoke shops, come to us rather than our competing stores. It’s really that simple.

Updated Kratom Lab Report; Specials for September

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Free: The four-letter word our competition hates when we say it. Well, for you Kratom fans, you can get some free with the following purchases.

Buy any 250 gram powder and you will receive one ten-count sample bag. If you purchase two, you will get a free 50-capsule bag of your choosing. Want more? If you purchase a kilo, you will get two free 50-pack bags.

And need I remind you, all of our Kratom brands are factory-sealed. We have to reiterate that because some crackhead with a broken arm at another store will try to put Kratom into a Ziploc bag and sell it to you. Don’t be fooled. All of our brands are factory-sealed and lab-tested. Can our local competitors show lab reports on theirs? If they say they do, we have a bridge to sell you at a cheap price.

For you customers who purchase over the phone for it to be shipped, this is the same deal you will get along with your free shipping. Stop in and see us or call 815-991-5955.

Welcome back, students. The Back To School Sale continues until Tuesday, September 3rd.

Click here for Back To School Sale details!

Missed us? No worries. We’re helping you get back into the swing of things. We are finished with remodeling the floor and have added more space for pipes, grinders and vaporizers. Come check us out this week with extended hours Tuesday through Friday as we will stay open an extra half hour each day. Show your student I.D. for an extra 5% off all sale items. We will be closed Labor Day.

We are open this week while installing new carpet and re-arranging.

Excuse our mess this week. New carpet will be installed on Wednesday. Some things will be in boxes, but arranged in there as we have to move showcases around. We have all the stock you need while we are putting everything back in it’s place after that. Everything should be back to 100% by Friday afternoon. Thank you.

Students, we have your school supply list right here.

And the best part? All of the supplies you need are on sale for two weeks. The Back To School Sale goes from August 19th until September 3rd. Want better news? Show your school I.D. to get an extra 5% off all sale items. In addition to what is listed in the ad, buy 30 or more Wild Berry Incense Sticks and get five free. Cigars are 20% off when you buy more than five.

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Google Maps sucks. We’re next to the Batteries Plus and BP Gas Station.

Over the last several weeks, many people have called saying they can’t find us. You would think with Google’s *amazing* technology, that they would pinpoint our location.

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King Slash is happy because he’s being spoiled with CBD Pet Treats.

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http://www.smokersworld.org/cbd

Ever since he was a puppy many years ago, it was King Slash’s destiny to assist The King of Kings. From giving advice to having vivid premonitions to let us know that the enemies were close, he’s done it. He even barked to warn me that the unknown number on my phone was the obsolete mule known as Brother Nero in Wisconsin. I politely declined the call and blocked him. That’s a smart friend. 312-970…DELETED!  YESSSSSSSS……..”

So, what keeps Slash so sharp? It’s the CBD Pet Treats that we have been selling for the last three years. When given one, he tends to be more relaxed in preparation to bite the faces off evil people like our competitors or Brother Nero’s who try to come into the store. They won’t make it out in one piece.

But if you are a someone spending your hard-earned money here, he will greet you with a wagging tail and beg to be petted. These treats also help his digestive system so when I send him to the neighbor’s yard to do his business, it’s easier to pick up. In four different flavors, peanut butter is his favorite. It’s also available in chicken, salmon and bacon.

Don’t want to give your pet the treats? We also have tincture oil and water for them. As always, we give free shipping on all CBD products. Call us at 815-991-5955.

We were the first business in DeKalb County to carry CBD products. Trust the leader.

http://www.smokersworld.org/cbd

CBD is everywhere, especially in DeKalb County. Gas stations, dollar stores and other smoke shops all have it now. For all I know, you can probably pick CBD up at a muffler shop these days. I know. It can be overwhelming. Oversaturation of products can do that.

Since 2015, we’ve had CBD products of the highest quality. What started out as a small display case has now turned into an entire four-foot showcase full of all types.

Not all CBD is the same. Many places can’t or won’t offer lab reports. We have posted results on our website over these years countless times. Check the archives for proof.

We’ll be here waiting for you. Live too far? We give free shipping. Call us at 815-991-5955.

NOW is the time to begin making your own cigarettes.

And it’s easier than ever these days. We have two different types of electric machines that can roll you entire carton in an hour. The average carton of cigarettes is now over $80 in the state of Illinois with the recent tax hike. When you roll your own, the average is between $10 and $15.

We have electric machines in stock. Buy one, take it home and find out for yourself how simple and effective this is. You want to pay $80 for a carton of cigarettes or $12? Do the math and see how much you can save in any given period.

https://smokersworld.org/roll-your-own/

When you’re ready, we’ll be here.