We have new grinders in including some new Rick and Morty designs.

Check them out along with our other options today!

The 420 Sale is nigh. (April 19-21)

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Memories last a lifetime. But history lasts forever.

With us, we don’t want to make memories. We want to make history.

And we are doing exactly that with the 420 Sale. Never in our history have we had 40% off on items such as bongs.  Likewise for what we’re giving you off on THC Delta-8 Cartridges. On 4/20, we’re also going to be giving away free cigarillos with select purchases.

These deals will only last three days starting April 19th. Since 2002, we’ve been DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions. Come see why.

We’ll be open all weekend celebrating the successful title defense.

It’s unfortunate that we can’t be in Tampa this weekend for the festivities of retaining the title of DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions. But we will be celebrating in the store with 10% off all cigars.

For the few who are headed down there, safe travels and enjoy the show. The goal is to be in Dallas next year with all of you in a sold-out crowd. It’s been too long.

To this day, our local competitors have yet to show lab results for their Kratom. We post ours every few months.

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It’s been a routine for us to have an updated lab report for all of you to see. Look at the date in the picture. Our Kratom is clean with no pesticides, bacteria or metals. 100 samples get tested every three months.

Our watermark is on our lab report because The Village Idiot Down The Street™ has a documented history of stealing our ideas, pictures and words off our website.

Because he knows deep down he has no clue about running a business by putting Kratom into a Ziploc bag to sell, he ends up at a local establishment near the courthouse in Sycamore to get shitfaced and be late for work the next day. And since we know he is reading this, we wanted to thank him for his contributions to our business.

For over 11 years, we have sold only brand-name Kratom products that are factory sealed and lab-tested. For those who do shop with us, continue spreading the word. If you haven’t tried us out yet, find out for yourself today.

We will be closed Easter Sunday, April 4th because the scavenger hunt with weed inside the eggs is going on that day.

We’ll be back Monday, April 5th with normal business hours.

We employees would like to wish our boss a happy seventh birthday.

The Pulsar V3 and PuffCo Peak Pro are two of the top Electronic Dab Rigs on the market. And we have both.

Want the best selection of electronic dab rigs in DeKalb County? Look no further. Pulsar V3 and PuffCo Peak Pro have been brought into the fold the last several months and customers are loving them. We encourage you to go our local competition to compare prices and see for yourself. Their price tags can’t and won’t beat ours.

We’ll see you soon.

We are ready for The St. Patrick’s Day Sale. Are you?

The festivities get started on Friday, March 12th. Click on the ad in this post to get all the details. See you here.

Want the best selection of e-liquids at the guaranteed lowest prices in DeKalb County? We’re right here.

Whether it’s regular e-liquids in low nicotine or salts in higher levels, we have it for you. All 30 ML salt nicotine is $16.99. Our competitors are charging a minimum of $21 for the same kind. What’s worse? We’re getting quite a few telling us that certain competitors are selling bottles that are expired.

We re-stock every week. Check out our selection today.

Raw Face Masks | $11.99 (Three-Pack)

You’ve seen them in our store recently and more have arrived. These masks are comfortable and customers have enjoyed them more than other types of masks they have worn. You get a three pack for $11.99.

As it goes for all products we’ve had before anyone else does, our competition down the street ends up copying us by carrying the same ones. Well, we can GUARANTEE that The Village Idiot will not steal this idea. Why would we make such a significant statement? Let’s just say that you can come up with your own conclusions on that one.

And if you see him around town, add some extra humor in your life by wearing this mask proudly and asking him if he will ever carry them himself.

Come get your Raw masks here.