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Starting at $6.99, you can come in and get one that suits you best. Small, medium and large trays are available with many different designs. You can get one with a simple design or go all out with a fancy one. We have it for you here at the guaranteed lowest prices in all of DeKalb County.

Three more appearances coming up in the next month. Keep your eyes on the TV as we continue to piss off our competition along with the two obsolete mules in Wisconsin. Who’s laughing now?

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For the last year, dog collars from Raw have been a hot commodity among customers. We have three different sizes that all adjust. Our boss, King Slash, loves his. It is made from natural hemp fibers and therefore, very comfortable. The best part? Raw donates 100% of the proceeds to animal shelters.

And let’s be honest, you want your dog to wear a collar from a pet store that everyone else has? Or do you want your dog to rise above the rest with everyone you encounter asking “WHERE DID YOU GET THAT RAW COLLAR? IT’S SO AWESOME!!!”

Make the right decision. Get your best friend a Raw collar today.

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Smok Novo 2 vapes have been carried in our store for over a year now. Used for both regular and salt juice, it’s easy to fill and use with no buttons unlike other nicotine vapes. And the best part? You get it here cheaper than anywhere else in DeKalb County. $29.99 is our price and that is at least $6 cheaper compared to other places. One competitor in particular is hating this right now because it’s one of the reasons more customers have migrated over here.

It’s become so great, that The Village Idiot Down The Street™ had to get a “business partner” to save his butthole from annihilation. Since I know he is reading this, I’ll ask him why he claims to have the best store in town and yet, has to beg for help to save his sinking ship? This is what he gets for failing to fall in line by acknowledging us as the champions of DeKalb County. I’m sure he’s enjoying his new business partner’s higher prices. We’ll keep lowering ours here.

Is this paranormal activity going on after 5:00 a.m.?

Or is it due to us being so red hot all these years that even the showcases in the store can’t handle the heat? We dominate the competition with ease and this is the result.

Best In The Smoker’s World: Title-takers and history-makers.

It’s been in the market for a while and after some great feedback from customers, we’re buying more of it for all of you to try. We carry the flower and disposable vapes. Gummies are on the way.

We are DeKalb County’s first home for THC Delta products. Stop in and see the entire selection today.

Summer is in full-swing and what better way to celebrate Independence Day by getting away from family just to smoke a bowl? As the title-takers and history-makers we are, there are plenty of pipes in stock just for you along with much more. View the video and ad in this post to get more information. July 4th hours are 10:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M. We will be awaiting your arrival.

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We are putting this out there because we haven’t seen your faces in over a year and for the newer customers, for the first time. We would greatly appreciate it.

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Cigars? Humidors? We have them. Bongs? Yes, those too. And all of them make great gifts for your dad.

This sale goes from Wednesday, June 16th until Father’s Day, June 20th. All cigars and humidors are 10% off. We also have some variety packs just in case you want several different ones. Pipes and bongs above $25 are also 10% off. THC-Delta 8 flower and cartridges are 10% off.

See you here.

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Kratom Extract Gummies: They’re real. And they’re spectacular. A ten pack is $19.99. And the only place to get them in DeKalb County is here. But we all know what will happen next: The bartender down the street will copy this idea too and claim it was his first. You all know who I’m talking about. That silly goose!

Ladies and gentlemen, Illinois’ leader for the best Kratom since 2009 is right here.