The prices of our Mike Tyson Wraps and Cones will “Punch Out” the competition.

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If only Mike Tyson himself had these wraps and cones to smoke weed out of back in 1987, he would have beaten Little Mac. No doubt about it. Instead, the speed of Little Mac’s fingers were better than the strength of Tyson’s fists.

The good news is that it’s available now. Light one of these up and put one the greatest video games of all time in the Nintendo to begin your journey to fight Tyson. If you’re lazy and want to skip the journey, the password is 007 373 5963.

Competitors still don’t stand a chance with our prices. We’re being told these same wraps are being sold at the impostor store down the street from us for nearly double the amount. Make the wise decision and get them from us.

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