Here is our updated Kratom lab report. (Tested September 30th)

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We will keep it simple here. We post these results every quarter due to our local competition selling garbage and ineffective Kratom. They also have yet to show their lab results after we’ve been calling them out for years to do so. Instead, they are busy posting memes on their websites and copying our product ideas (hence, why we watermarked this picture). These results, as it is every time, shows no metals, bacteria or synthetic materials.

So if you want Kratom that is thrown into a sandwich bag by a crackhead, go to our local competition. For the largest and best selection of Kratom in the state of Illinois from people who actually wash their hands after using the bathroom, come see us. Free shipping is available if you are out of the area with the exception of a few states.

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