Fact: Men, if you don’t get your lady a gift from us this Valentine’s Day, she’s going to leave you and she’s not coming back because you were lame and picked up a dozen fake roses from the gas station.
Fact: When your woman does leave you, she eventually ends up at “Moe Fro’s” where she will receive a belated Valentine’s Day gift.
Fact: Best In The Smoker’s World has all the gifts this Valentine’s Day so the scenarios above don’t happen.
What we’re trying to say is that you have seven days and zero excuses to save your relationship this year. Don’t be ridiculous and get chocolate or flowers like everyone else. Be original by getting a bong, vape or any of the other sale items we have.
See you soon.