We have Billy Bong Thornton for sale; And apparently, King Slash is a distant cousin of Killer from the classic movie “Half Baked.”

Billy Bong Thornton available in two, three or four hoses!

Remember the classic movie Half Baked? Well, we’re about to remind you in two different ways why it’s one of the greatest movies ever. This classic had been watched numerous times growing up and needs to be watched again soon.

First, the beginning of the movie has the boys in their apartment getting out “Billy Bong Thornton” for a relaxing evening. Made with four hoses, this makes for a great experience. It is also available with two and three hoses while supplies last. When you’re with your friends, keep “Wesley Pipes” put away and use Billy Bong Thornton. It’s an experience like no other. And after you are higher than a kite, don’t send one of your friends out to get food. Just call for Domino’s to deliver BEFORE something bad happens.

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Next, King Slash has plenty of Rottweiler in him just like Killer from the movie. The side-by-side comparison shows that they both look very similar, especially in the face. Killer flies high over New York City and King Slash flies high over DeKalb County. Must be those CBD Peanut Butter Treats we sell (hint, hint).

And for those of you that haven’t watched Half Baked, what are you even doing with your lives? The movie came out 22 years ago. Get on it. You won’t regret it. After that, stop in and thank us for improving your lives. Helping you live a better life is our job after all.