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Customers in the past: Does this really work?

My response: Do you ask the employee at Best Buy if the TV’s they sell work? You see how ridiculous that sounds?

And for the record, I just bought a 70-inch TV at Best Buy. No joke. IT DOES WORK. And I get a warranty on it for a year. So there you go.

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