How awful are the prices of the competition? About as awful as this tuxedo I am wearing at my best friend’s wedding.

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Singing “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake is an oxymoron with this tuxedo.

Customers, imagine that the tuxedo that I am wearing is the competition. Are you still with me? Great. Now, what do you think of this tuxedo? Does it look bad? Do you think it would be uncomfortable? Overpriced? If you answered “yes” to all of those questions, you would be correct. Now, I am the excellence of execution. However, despite my good looks, this tuxedo looked terrible. In addition, it was uncomfortable because it was 90 degrees outside and a bit too tight. Lastly, it was overpriced. I shelled out over $150 for this. Needless to say, I’ll probably wear my “Best In The World” t-shirt to my wedding. I don’t think April is going to be mad either.

Case in point, I’ll never get this type of tuxedo again. Instead, I will find another kind to not only look better, but to save me money.

As we continue to grow here at our new location, make no mistake about it: Best In the Smoker’s World, for 12 years, has been the #1 tobacco store in the Dekalb and Sycamore area. We guarantee the cheapest prices in town on everything tobacco-related.

Feel free to stop in today at 1565 Dekalb Ave. Suite C in Sycamore.

Customers outside of our area, if you need products, we ship most products from our store to you for free. You can see at the top of our page the types of products we can sell you. If you have any questions at all, feel free to call us at 815-991-5955.

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