Customer appreciation week (May 4th-11th)

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The competition down the street FEARS Smoker’s World in Sycamore.

Aww. Is somebody upset?

Aww. Is somebody upset?

Well folks, it’s a foregone conclusion. Smoker’s World in Sycamore is still, the #1 tobacco store in the Dekalb and Sycamore area for 12 years now. One competitor, in particular, continues to feel the wrath of The Best In The World. That would be me, the King of Kings.

Apparently, this competitor fears Smoker’s World so much, that he keeps driving up and down Route 23 while staring at our business. He even parks kitty-corner at some martial arts building and pulls a u-turn when spotted. Note to competitor: no martial arts are going to save you from Smoker’s World, sir. On top of this, he sends employees from his other business to come in and check out how cheap our prices really are. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up putting his advertisement on my front door. Oh, wait. He already did that. It’s true. It’s true.

So go ahead, sir. I get that you’re scared. If I were someone who didn’t know anything about running a business, I’d be scared too. Along with our cheapest prices in town, your way of doing business is why everyone else is finding out why Smoker’s World, for 12 years, has been The Best In The World. The belt remains around my waste. You want some? Come get some.

Specials on cigarettes, Djarum and Al Capone cigars!

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This past week, Smoker’s World in Sycamore received many more specials on select cigarettes. Along with that, our latest shipment of Djarum and Al Capone. Customers, we have the best selection of cigarettes and cigars at the guaranteed lowest price. The cigarettes on sale are while supplies last so stop in today!

Pall Mall Red/Blue 100′s: $0.50 off/pack

Camel Filter/99′s/Blue/Menthol/Menthol Siliver/Crush Bold: $0.75 off/pack

Marlboro Mild 100′s: $1.00 off/pack

Marlboro Edge/NXT: $0.50 off/pack

Djarum: $5.99/pack

Al Capone Ten Pack: $7.99

Owner of Smoker’s World defeats two nearby competitors at the Superdome to retain title for 12th consecutive year as top tobacco store.

New Orleans: 

In front of a crowd of over 75,000, both on Bourbon Street and in the Superdome (Not the Silverdome, Hulk), Smoker’s World defeated two of it’s two local competitors, “Tom” and “Just Joe” in a triple-threat match at the Superdome in New Orleans to retain it’s title as top tobacco store in the Dekalb and Sycamore area.

Before the main event, fans were shocked that Mark Calaway’s record of 21-0 was snapped by the beast incarnate. It was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. This was proof that there are not many guarantees out there. One thing is a guarantee though: Smoker’s World has been the Dekalb and Sycamore area’s champion for tobacco and accessories. Number one. Best in the world. No doubt about it. 12 years running. And the match itself, wasn’t even close. “Tom” and “Just Joe” were just another batch of victims who have fallen at the hands of the King of Kings. Time for these two to get to the back of the line.

After the match, Just Joe considered retiring from competition while Tom, still has not accepted the fact that he is just a C+ player and not on the same level as The Best In The World. He has vowed revenge by telling people he will “match all prices” but from what history tells us, it’s not likely to happen.

Message to both Just Joe and Tom: Get over yourselves. I have the belt and you two don’t. You two are just sheep who will follow one another to the slaughterhouse.

Notable celebrities in attendance were Frank The Clown, Brock Lesnar Guy, Tye Dye Guy and Glick.

Who will be next to challenge Moe Fro for the title? Who knows. But for now, it’s time for a celebration. Here are the pictures:

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Celebrating with The Best In The World's fiancee, April Jeanette.

Celebrating with The Best In The World’s fiancee, April Jeanette.

Believe in that. And believe in Smoker's World.

Believe in that. And believe in Smoker’s World.

We The People.

We The People.

 

Celebrating victory with the tag team champions, The Million Dollar Man and Irwin R. Schyster.

Celebrating victory with the tag team champions, The Million Dollar Man and Irwin R. Schyster.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Let the confetti fly.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Let the confetti fly.

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New glass products in stock! (Commercial #2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIrkHBla9uE

***Update***

I forgot to mention in the video that we do ship products. Any glass you have seen in my video but can’t make it to our store, give us a call and we can ship it to you. We also can ship detox products and anything else in our store (excluding cigarettes). So come on in or give us a call!

Smoker’s World in Sycamore Sale on rolling tobacco – Commercial #1

"Follow the buzzards."

“Follow the buzzards.”

The King of Kings has made his presence felt.

Frank The Clown approves

Frank The Clown approves.

What is the owner of Smoker's World doing on my TV?!?!?!!?!?

What is the owner of Smoker’s World doing on my TV?!?!?!!?!?