The response has been more than overwhelming for me here at the new Smoker’s World in Sycamore. As always, I thank all of you, the loyal customers. If it’s not for any of you, I would not be here right now.
First, we have new roll-your-own tobacco in stock. Smoker’s World is the only place in the area where you get Golden Valley rolling tobacco. A 16 oz. bag which can roll you anywhere from two to three cartons of cigarettes is only $12.99! You may be asking yourself, “really”? YES! YES! YES! $12.99 will get a you a 16 oz. bag of rolling tobacco. Smoker’s World is cheaper than anywhere else on rolling tobacco, tubes and accessories. And don’t forget, we have OHM tobacco cheaper than anywhere else. Everyone: Don’t let the competition around here rip you off on OHM and Shargio tubes. Check the top of the page for deals on both of those products!
Next, we sold out of most of our vaporizers this week but no worries. More is on the way. Vaporizers we will have in next week are the Magic Flight, Trippy Stix and the original Easy Vape.
As always, we have import cigars in our humidor along with candles, incense, pipes, scales and much more. Folks, this has been Dekalb and Sycamore’s #1 tobacco store since 2002. Stop by today and find out why.
1565 Dekalb Ave. Suite C. in Sycamore! (Route 23/Sycamore Road)
Kids, my party days have been behind me for nearly six years. That doesn’t mean all of you can’t party for me. I supply the products and you use them for me. That’s the bottom line. Spring break is on it’s way and with this cold weather, I know some of you are heading south. Before you do so, you better come here and get some stuff for your trip! Until March 9th, you can buy any pipe (Yes, any pipe!) and get 10% off. Want something better? Show your NIU I.D. and get an additional 5% off. You think I’m crazy? Check this out. For your next purchase afterwards, I will give you 10% off as well. And don’t forget, read below this post on the homepage for our sales on hookah products as well.
NIU and residents of Dekalb, I am a hop, skip and a jump from campus. If you are on Glidden, just take a right off Bethany and then, left off of Dekalb Ave./Sycamore Rd. Then, we will be on your left next to Batteries Plus past Menards. If you are on Lincoln Highway, go all the way to Sycamore Road and keep going until you see us on the left. You can get here in less than ten minutes. I will see you all here.
Ladies and gentleman, our friends over at Fantasia sent us a big box of goodies and guess what? We’re going to give them to you with purchase of any hookah product. FOR FREE!
Yes. Free. While supplies last, buy any type of a hookah product whether it’s a new hookah, tobacco or an accessory and you get a choice of your gift for free.
And some of you may be wondering: “Why is he giving away products for free?” You want to know why? The Fro Dog will you why. It’s because I am the King of Kings. And nobody else is. You see, when you are the King of Kings, you can do anything you want when you want. Can the competition do that? If so, I have swampland in Florida that I can sell you real cheap.
So what can you choose from? How about a Fantasia t-shirt? Or, some of you kids may be heading out of town for Spring Break, we have shot cups. Or, want to get ready for the summer? We have sunglasses and lanyard key chains as well. I have so many in this box, you better get here soon before someone else grabs them. In fact, I am heading to New Orleans in early April so I may take one of these gifts for myself down there!
1565 Dekalb Ave. Suite C – We are north of the Menards in Sycamore!
(Bangs gavel several times)
Ladies and gentleman, can I have some decorum, please?
As you can see, Smoker’s World in Sycamore has been the #1 choice for residents of Dekalb and Sycamore for over 12 years now. That is because of you, the customers out there. There is no doubt in my mind that this place has everything you need for your smoking habits. I cannot believe how much better the Marlboro’s taste from Smoker’s World than the ones they sell in my native, Liverpool, England. They also have electronic cigarettes, detox products and products for roll your own such as tobacco, tubes, machines and cases. Don’t forget that they have import cigars now in stock. The man who owns this store is a class act.
But for you, the competition out there:
Well, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news.
You competing stores out there say you match all prices but in reality, you are all just desperate and scared . You all know that you cannot keep up with Smoker’s World because they have always had the best prices in the area. Well, I am here to say that is a FACT. Customers, you will pay more money somewhere else other than Smoker’s World in Scyamore. Your wallet will never forgive you. So go see this young man and let him know you want to save money and not pay double for something like roll your own at those other places!
Thank you everyone! Thank you! (Bangs gavel several times)
Customers, what are you going to get that special someone in your life for Valentine’s Day this year? If you are thinking flowers or chocolate, you’re officially out of ideas and chances are, they aren’t going to be satisfied. Quit being like everyone else. Let me, The King of Kings, help you out.
Smoker’s World in Sycamore is going to have the products that are best for Valentine’s Day. Men, think outside the box. Get your wife, girlfriend (or both) a gift from Smoker’s World. We have plenty of glass pipes, incense and electronic cigarettes for you to choose from.
Folks, we carry brand name electronic cigarettes in both cartridge and liquid form. Some places around here put their own logo on liquids that are probably being produced out of someone’s basement and for cheaper. With our brand name liquids and accessories, you know what you’re getting from us. Our electronic cigarettes have warranties so if there are any problems, it’s as simple as contacting the manufacturer and getting a replacement. With our e-liquids, the ingredients are listed on the side of the box. Don’t other stores in the area rip you off. Come to Smoker’s World in Sycamore and save money.
This sale ends this weekend. I suggest you get here soon before your favorite glass pipe might be in the hands of someone else. And remember, all pipes sold are for tobacco use only. If not, I am going to come over there and do something odd. Don’t make me!
Oh, you didn’t know? You better call somebody!
You see? It’s me. It’s me. It’s that F-R-O D-O-G. Kicking it once again, with that man known as Miguel V.
1565 Dekalb Ave. Suite C.
(North of the Menard’s right next to Batteries Plus)
I want to thank everyone for the support the first few days. We are still having sales on Roll Your Own, pipes and scales. Anybody buying tobacco between now and February 8th will get a free lighter. All pipes are 10% off. NIU students, don’t forget that if you show your student I.D., you will get an additional 5% off any pipe. That’s right. ANY pipe I have for sale, you get 15% off. We also have received some detox products in with more on the way.
As time goes on, more products will be available. If you don’t see something, ask us. It’s probably on the way as we speak.
We will see you all at the new Smoker’s World.