In front of a crowd of over 75,000, both on Bourbon Street and in the Superdome (Not the Silverdome, Hulk), Smoker’s World defeated two of it’s two local competitors, “Tom” and “Just Joe” in a triple-threat match at the Superdome in New Orleans to retain it’s title as top tobacco store in the Dekalb and Sycamore area.
Before the main event, fans were shocked that Mark Calaway’s record of 21-0 was snapped by the beast incarnate. It was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. This was proof that there are not many guarantees out there. One thing is a guarantee though: Smoker’s World has been the Dekalb and Sycamore area’s champion for tobacco and accessories. Number one. Best in the world. No doubt about it. 12 years running. And the match itself, wasn’t even close. “Tom” and “Just Joe” were just another batch of victims who have fallen at the hands of the King of Kings. Time for these two to get to the back of the line.
After the match, Just Joe considered retiring from competition while Tom, still has not accepted the fact that he is just a C+ player and not on the same level as The Best In The World. He has vowed revenge by telling people he will “match all prices” but from what history tells us, it’s not likely to happen.
Message to both Just Joe and Tom: Get over yourselves. I have the belt and you two don’t. You two are just sheep who will follow one another to the slaughterhouse.
Notable celebrities in attendance were Frank The Clown, Brock Lesnar Guy, Tye Dye Guy and Glick.
Who will be next to challenge Moe Fro for the title? Who knows. But for now, it’s time for a celebration. Here are the pictures:
Celebrating with The Best In The World’s fiancee, April Jeanette.
Believe in that. And believe in Smoker’s World.
We The People.
Celebrating victory with the tag team champions, The Million Dollar Man and Irwin R. Schyster.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Let the confetti fly.