Here’s an updated Kratom lab report for the first quarter of 2022.

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In our reports, you can see there are no pesticides, chemicals or any other substances that have no business being in there. And what about our local competitors with their Kratom? Well, they have yet to provide their own reports after all these years because they know their brands are inferior. We post one every quarter.

We also watermarked our lab report because the village idiot that goes by the name of “Mr. Competitor Down The Street” screenshotted one of them many years ago and tried to pass it off as his. By the way, does anyone know if Mr. Competitor is still around or did his new “business partner” take over for good? I hear the new guy is just as much of a buffoon as he is. Oh well.

For the best Kratom in DeKalb County that is lab-tested and factory-sealed, see us.

Come see our new selection of HHC products!

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There is a reason why our local competitors continue to copy everything we do. It’s because we are the first ones to the finish line as they all try to play catch-up.

Flower, vape products and edibles are now available for HHC along with our CBD and Delta products. We have expanded our selection in the last month.

Have you checked out our expanded selection of American-made bongs?

Here is the Star Wars line that we’ve carried for a little while. We also have the same design in hand pipes. We get these from ATX Glassworks located in Texas and for the last two years, they have been one of our main distributors for pipes. They are all made in-house.

With the weather warming up, feel free to get a bong and smoke outside. Check out our entire selection today!

The 3000-Puff Posh Disposable Vape is only $19.99 from us.

And here is the reaction from Mr. Competitor Down The Street after being told by a customer what our price was.

The Tsunami 2-In-1 Dugout and Grinder is exceptional!

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For the last year, the feedback has been great for this product. A grinder built into a dugout box can save you a lot of space. Grinding and storing your weed has never been more convenient. The grinder is magnetic and the hitter is very durable.

At $22.99, it’s one of the many reasons why we have been all alone on The Island Of Relevancy here in DeKalb County for the last two decades. Our competitors are denied entry. You, however, are invited. We’ll see you here.

Save money and your relationship this year with the Valentine’s Day Sale. (February 10th-14th)

Fresh off our 20-year anniversary celebration, we give you the Valentine’s Day Sale. Every year, it’s a few days of getting 14% off select items.

Men, this is your chance to impress your lady. If not, she could end up with someone else because you weren’t creative by getting her a gift from us. Think wisely.

We’ll see you in the store.

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A letter to customers on this, the 20th anniversary.

February 3rd, 2002 | The day it all started.

From being in two different locations in DeKalb to now, the permanent home in Sycamore, it’s been a crazy ride. I seriously cannot believe it all. As I sit here typing this out, it’s definitely taking me back. 20 years is a long time.

As some of you know, the location in Sycamore was not planned. I thought the location in DeKalb was going to be there forever. But life doesn’t always go the way you want it. I will say that restarting here in Sycamore has been one of the best things that has happened to me both personally and professionally. 20 years ago, I was just a kid and a trouble-maker. When the Sycamore location launched back in 2014, I had all the confidence in the world that it would be succeed despite the skepticism of some.

Because of dedication, many of you followed me to the other side of town after that. That meant a lot. Regardless of whether you are a new customer or one that has been there since the beginning, I never took anyone that came into the door for granted. All of you have 1,079 other stores in the area that you can shop at and the fact that you choose to come here instead is the greatest compliment I could get. From those who have been there since Day One all the way to the present, thank you very much. I cannot express this gratitude enough.

This isn’t just a job for me. I’ve had plenty of those back in high school and college. But this is something I love doing. I’ve made it my career. You may see some posts or videos I post and think “this dude is odd.” Well, you’re right. I’m all sorts of odd. It’s because I like to have fun at my job. If I am any other way, it doesn’t thrive the way it’s supposed to. That’s what a job is supposed to be. If you aren’t satisfied where you’re at, go somewhere else that does make you feel that way.

I want to thank current and past employees. They have put up with me and that is not easy. If you worked for me, enjoyed doing so and are reading this, thank you. As I tell every one when they start, that if you don’t want to be part of this journey and take this store to the promised land, take your ass home. Most stuck around and contributed to what the store has become today.

While I’m on the topic of employees, please do me a favor and thank Jackie, the one who runs my store when I’m scrambling around the place. She is one of the hardest working people I know. She has been on board four years and working for me that long, you would think she has serious issues. I am not an easy boss to deal with most of the time. So again, please show her gratitude next time you see her.

In closing, I feel all of you are my friends and family. I have done everything in my power to not only save you money, but be respectful every time you walk in this place. Certainly, there were exceptions during my tough days years ago. But this place doesn’t exist without each and every one of you. I am truly blessed and thankful for all of the support you have given me. Forever, this is The Best In The Smoker’s World LLC. Here’s to 20 more.

– Muhammad Mustafa | Owner

Even after winning the World Title, he still has time to acknowledge the DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champs.

The 20th Anniversary Sale is here!

February 3rd, 2002 | The Day It Began

And now, on February 3rd, 2022, we are celebrating. This is 20 years of being the title-takers and history-makers. It’s 20 years of being DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions.

This is us showing thanks to all of you. Without your support, none of this is possible. Look below to see what you can save 20% on for an entire week. This is the heart of DeKalb County and we want to express our gratitude for reaching this goal.

We will see you here.

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The prices of our Mike Tyson Wraps and Cones will “Punch Out” the competition.

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If only Mike Tyson himself had these wraps and cones to smoke weed out of back in 1987, he would have beaten Little Mac. No doubt about it. Instead, the speed of Little Mac’s fingers were better than the strength of Tyson’s fists.

The good news is that it’s available now. Light one of these up and put one the greatest video games of all time in the Nintendo to begin your journey to fight Tyson. If you’re lazy and want to skip the journey, the password is 007 373 5963.

Competitors still don’t stand a chance with our prices. We’re being told these same wraps are being sold at the impostor store down the street from us for nearly double the amount. Make the wise decision and get them from us.