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Two days. That’s all you have for the 4/20 Sale. Friday and Saturday. We’re closed Easter Sunday. Check out the details in the ad.

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Another successful title defense occurred for us as our local competitors failed to answer the call in New York. Our competitor down the street as well as the weirdos on Lincoln Highway will continue to copy our ideas, but don’t even want to show up for a shot at the DeKalb County Tobacco Store Championship. The sold out crowd of over 82,000 people waited all seven hours for nothing. 17 years and still the best: The Best In The Smoker’s World.

First, a shout out to Oshere (pictured with me above), who came all the way from Tel Aviv, Israel to hang out with us for the festivities. He’s a good friend. Enjoy the chair, my brother!

Gratitude goes out to 2 Bros. Pizza, Turkish Cuisine on 9th Ave., Dos Toros Tacos and Dorrians in Jersey City for hosting us throughout the five-day period. We’ll see you all in the future.

You read that right, kids. The fat guy in Springfield signed the law that makes it 21 for you to buy any smoking/vaping product from us and in the state of Illinois. July 1st is the day it begins. That’s just under 90 days.

We ask that you stock up if needed as time gets closer. I’ve already spoken to my employees on this matter. We have to abide by the laws, as stupid as they may be. This is your notice right now that you have until July 1st to see us. If you are not 21 by July 1st, you will not be allowed to purchase anything from us outside of detox products, incense sticks, Kratom and CBD (as long as isn’t herb or e-liquid).

It’s not just the e-liquids. It’s also vaping devices and parts for them. We cannot sell those to you if you are 18-20 on July 1st.

Many of you were thrown off this last week when we re-arranged the store. Don’t worry, it’s for the better. We’ve added more space for our glass pipes, hitter boxes and grinders. More space is good and and our prices are even better.

Whether you need a basic hand pipe for a few bucks or an American-made water pipe, it’s here and for cheaper than anywhere else in DeKalb County. We don’t need a room full of pipes with 90% of them being garbage. It’s quality over quantity. The best of the best. Check out the pictures in this post and when you’re ready, come by.

The Roll-Your-Own Division: The backbone of our store.

Since day one back in 2002, we’ve given you the opportunity to save hundreds of dollars per month when you make your own tobacco. With cigarette manufactures and the idiots in Springfield working hard to raise taxes, now couldn’t be a more perfect time to start making your own cigarettes.

“But it takes too much time.” “It makes a mess.” “It doesn’t taste like my regular cigarettes.”

Those arguments are invalid. Electric machines that we carry cut your time in half compared to others. And they stuff them better. Makes a mess? Get a tray and put it under the machine. We sell those too. Doesn’t taste like your Marlboro’s? Well, believe us when we say, once you find a combination of tobacco and tubes, you are going to wish you had done this a long time ago. Less chemicals? No fire-safe paper that makes your cigarette taste like crap if you try to re-light it? You get those perks when you make your own.

The choice is up to you. You want to pay over $70 for a carton of cigarettes or $12? I don’t know about you, but the latter price seems better to me. That’s a savings of up to $3,000 per year. Have any questions? Come in and talk to us. We have a machine right by the register and can show you how it’s done.

It goes to show that people who go through the garbage of life always find a way to get out of it. By whatever means necessary, it gets done no matter what gets thrown at any of us. The paths were similar. The results are the same. The machine will not keep us down. Take notes, competitors. The Elite is here to stay.

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Don’t let our local competition pick-pocket you. Our prices have remained the same since the start of the year. $18.99 for brand-name pods. $13.99 for third-party. Many flavors are available. Want to fill your own pods with juice? $9.99.

We have what you need and for much cheaper. We’ll see you here.

https://www.daily-chronicle.com/2019/03/15/dekalb-county-merchants-react-as-tobacco-21-bill-sent-to-gov-pritzker/aaolwif/

Tired of spending hundreds/thousands at the vet for your best friend? We have products that may help out. Treats such as our bacon biscuits or peanut butter all the way to tinctures and water, it’s all here. Dogs that have had trouble with anxiety, pain or seizures have been helped with CBD products.

http://www.smokersworld.org/cbd

As it goes for all CBD products, we offer free shipping. Call us at 815-991-5955 to make an order today.