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Showing love from Los Angeles despite United Airlines’ best efforts to ruin it!
After 18 months and 27 shows, the “front-row” streak did end. But that didn’t mean our title defense was in danger. During this trip, it was debate about who sucks more: United Airlines or our local competitors. United enjoyed cancelling one of our flights in the middle of the night and delaying the new one they gave us by six hours. And yet, The Face That Owns The Place still made it to the shows on time.
But guess what? All 77 of our local competitors didn’t even bother to show up for the open challenge battle royal to determine the DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champion. Did any of them use flight cancellations as an excuse? We sure didn’t. That means the winner and STILL undisputed Champions is Best In The Smoker’s World for an unprecedented, 21st consecutive year.
We thank everyone for the support. And if we had any advice, don’t book a flight with United. Ever. Because of them, a bunch of us didn’t get the opportunity to go to a very good steakhouse in Anaheim that we heard all about. Jerks.
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Check out our selection of candles, sprays and incense!
Whether it’s to get rid of the smell of weed or because one of your friends decided to use your bathroom after eating Taco Bell, there are four shelves total of only the best selection of products. With our Wild Berry Incense display, you can choose from regular and mini size sticks. Want more? You can also choose from a wide variety of cones, oils and accessories to help you out.
Stop by today to check it all out.
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Our 4-20 Raffle is back!
Last year, we gave away over $300 in prizes to customers. This is your chance to get free stuff. And the best part, there isn’t a limit. The more you buy, the more tickets you get to win. And yes, you can win multiple times as well!
From March 30th until April 19th, you can enter. Drawings for the four prizes and grand prize will be on the best holiday of the year, April 20th. Stop in today!
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Cheers to you, my local competitors.
For any of you competitors who may enjoy leaving comments on any of our pages, thank you. And you don’t try to hide it either. When you leave those comments, you just give us more business. People see it and know who you are. So much more, that I was able to upgrade my seats this past Wednesday night in St. Louis. And as you can see from the gif in this post, I raised my Pepsi soft drink to you for putting me on National Television again.
The more you piss me off, the more customers I take from you. Which in turn, I use that extra income to advertise my business on TV. Thank you again.
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We now sell Raw and Zig-Zag Cones in bulk!
This is a great way to save more money and time. We currently carry Raw King Size and Zig-Zag Unbleached 1 1/4 Cones in containers. We have bulk amounts up to 50 in a jar with you saving roughly 10 cents a cone. Stop in and see your options today.
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You can get very lucky with our St. Patrick’s Day Sale!
It’s one of the best weekends of the year. Not only is it March Madness, our annual St. Patrick’s Day Sale gets underway. This year, we have four straight days of deals starting Thursday, March 16th. Click on the ad below to see all of the details.
And for those of you not wanting to miss the action of the games, they will be on the TV at our store most of the weekend. So come on by and see us.
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We have our updated Kratom lab report for the first quarter of 2023!
As we have done often for the last nine years, we have provided customers assurance that our Kratom is lab-tested and factory-sealed by professionals. We are not like other competitors out there who put capsules into a Ziploc bag and send you on your way. To make matters worst, they do not provide lab results like we do.
We give free shipping on all Kratom to 46 states. Give us a call at 815-991-5955 to make an order today.
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The feedback is in: Urb Psychedelic Gummies are fantastic!
After five months of trying different types of mushroom gummies, we’ve settled in on one brand that customers have loved. Available in Watermelon and Mango Mania, you get a three-pack of Urb Gummies for $22.99.
That being said, we have a special for you reading this right now. Mention this post to get 10% off your first bag.
For over two decades, this is another reason why we are DeKalb County’s number one alternative store. Stop in and try a pack today.
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Mr. Competitor Down The Street has outdone himself. He posted the high prices of his disposable vapes on one of his web pages.
This is why he’s the smartest business owner out there. Without conscious, he posted pictures of his overstocked and un-arranged shop along with the smart idea of showing his ridiculously high prices on the disposable vapes. We saved every picture for proof in case he tries to delete them.
But here he is screaming to the sky that he has the best products and matches all prices. If a store has to tell you they will match all prices, that should show you that they don’t have the best prices to begin with.
With every disposable vape we both carry, we have him beat anywhere between $2.95 and $5.95. Click on the comparison sheet below to see for yourselves. We will see you here.
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