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As usual, King Slash tops the “Nice” list this year. He asked for a T-Bone steak courtesy of Inboden’s. And for the decision makers at United Airlines, the “Naughty” list awaits you all for the constant delays and “you must check your carry-on for flying basic economy”. Take your “basic economy” and shove it up your ass. There is a shortage of coal and therefore, Santa has replaced that with bags of King Slash’s shit. Well-deserved!

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The annual tradition is back. Two weeks of savings are staring right at you with all of your favorites on sale. We are open Christmas Eve from 10:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m. We will see you here!

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This is courtesy of The Man In Black. I’ll be damned if you pieces of shit get away with this. Karma is on the breakfast menu.

$1 gets you a raffle ticket. The more tickets you get, the more chances you have to win. We are giving out four prizes along with a grand prize totaling over $400. Bongs? Pipes? Hitter boxes? Maybe even some Delta flower? You will find out if you win.

All five prizes will be drawn on December 21st. You have three weeks to enter. See you here!

After trips to Grand Rapids and Chinatown in the city Monday and Wednesday respectively, the Thanksgiving weekend was capped off with amazing back-to-back showdowns in Rosemont. And the end of the show didn’t disappoint as the DeKalb County Tobacco Store Champions proved once again, that “It’s Clobberin’ Time.”

Special thanks to our local competitors for once again, buying us the best seats in the house. We also send thanks to the two obsolete mules in Wisconsin for continuing to motivate us to succeed.

Thanks to our local competitors, a Thanksgiving Eve tradition continued. We are always thankful for them buying us the best seats in the house. Two shows left this month and two more in December to close out the most insane year in this store’s 21-year history.

And take a look at this: It all begins on Wednesday, November 22nd. We will be open on Thanksgiving from 1:00-4:00. We will also be open an extra half hour Wednesday and Friday until 7:30 and Saturday until 6:30.

This is a big week in many ways. Stop in and see us before heading to see friends and family.

If our competitors think that we are somehow not going to write this, they have another guess coming. And with a record fifth trip to the Mitten State just this year, we’re only getting stronger.

Later this week, we feast on the competition some more with a trip into the South Loop and a double-header in Rosemont.