Monthly Archives: December 2023

Thank you all who supported us in 2023!

We want to send our gratitude to all who walked through our doors this year. Because of your support, we were able to pick up new customers in different states by promoting our business on National Television in 13 different cities (31 shows total) spanning all four time zones. That is a record for one calendar year. This has helped us sustain price increases on select items. And with the shortages on some products, you’ve been understanding and patient. We do not take that for granted.

At the start of every new year, we generally take a few days off to re-charge. It will be different this time around. We will be open from 12:00-7:00 on New Year’s Day. The only day we intend on closing in the month is Monday, January 22nd. We will remind everyone again as time gets closer. Stay tuned to our website as it’s updated regularly.

We appreciate all of you very much. 2024 will begin our 23rd year in business.

Taking the sleigh up to Green Bay…and Des Moines.

And with that, “The Tour of 2023” has been completed. Thanks to our local competitors, our business was promoted on National Television with 31 different shows in 13 different cities spanning all four time zones. This is a record number for one year in our entire history.

In January, we begin the 2024 Tour with stops in New Orleans and Tampa. This is the home for DeKalb County’s Champions. Year 23 in our business is on the horizon.

We’ll be closed on Christmas as we await Santa to drop off the gifts we asked for.

The Naughty or Nice List has been revealed. Where do you stand?

As usual, King Slash tops the “Nice” list this year. He asked for a T-Bone steak courtesy of Inboden’s. And for the decision makers at United Airlines, the “Naughty” list awaits you all for the constant delays and “you must check your carry-on for flying basic economy”. Take your “basic economy” and shove it up your ass. There is a shortage of coal and therefore, Santa has replaced that with bags of King Slash’s shit. Well-deserved!

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Get ready for the Holiday Sale! | December 17th-31st

The annual tradition is back. Two weeks of savings are staring right at you with all of your favorites on sale. We are open Christmas Eve from 10:00 a.m. – 6:00 p.m. We will see you here!

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Orion 7500 Puff Vape | $13.99 for the month of December if you mention this ad!

We have a message for the two individuals who broke into our store last Sunday night.

This is courtesy of The Man In Black. I’ll be damned if you pieces of shit get away with this. Karma is on the breakfast menu.

Our annual Holiday Raffle is here until December 20th!

$1 gets you a raffle ticket. The more tickets you get, the more chances you have to win. We are giving out four prizes along with a grand prize totaling over $400. Bongs? Pipes? Hitter boxes? Maybe even some Delta flower? You will find out if you win.

All five prizes will be drawn on December 21st. You have three weeks to enter. See you here!