Mr. Competitor down the street and his new “business partner” made their own video for their store. We have it here for you to see.

This is no April Fool’s Day joke, ladies and gentlemen. Him and his “business partner” took a break from giving their own store five-star reviews with their numerous Google accounts to make this. He wants to be like us so bad, he’s now doing videos as well. Here is his first ever “paid announcement.” Prepare to be mesmerized. Mr. Competitor is back in the game!